Troublemaking Kids, Runaway Brides, and Costume Parties

"Troublemaking Kids, Runaway Brides, and Costume Parties" is the first episode of The Game of Life.

"Important" Events that took place before the series

 * SpongeBob had a date with this lady, but he fell asleep and the lady stayed and played on his GameCube. The lady later died.
 * Funky Kong had a nicotine addiction, which he later got under control.
 * Mr. Krabs also had an addiction to cannabis after stress from work. He also got this addiction under control.
 * A girl came to deliver pizza and stayed and played on the GameCube.
 * Mr. Krabs went to a birthday party and got murdered. The cops did not do anything, later on the birthday sim also got murdered and Mr. Krabs decided to murder the person who murdered the birthday sim. Mr. Krabs showed no remorse and laughed at his victim’s corpse.
 * Following SpongeBob’s last girlfriend’s murder, he found a new girlfriend (Adrienne Munson) who he quickly had WooHoo with. They later married and now have 2 children.
 * The same day as Mr. Krabs’ murder, Funky Kong was also murdered by a random civilian who he had no prior interaction with.
 * Both Funky Kong and Mr. Krabs were revived later on.
 * Funky Kong is unemployed and currently make an income from dealing cannabis.

Plot
Aaron moves into The Arbuckle Household and heads down to the basement to play Uno with SpongeBot and Garfield, who quickly becomes flirty because "someone has him blushing". The only member of the household who doesn’t get introduced to Aaron during this scene is Aidan who is busy “troll[ing] teh forums” on the household’s computer.

SpongeBot and Garfield leave the basement to go to sleep while Aaron continues to play Uno on his own for the rest of the day. Later that evening, he attempts to make some Mac and Cheese for dinner but ends up causing a fire. The fire burns the oven which had only been replaced the day before.

After that a troublemaking child casually walks into the house, has an argument with the door, then leaves.

Garfield then leaves the house to see what's going on in the neighborhood, where he sees a runaway bride and groom. The same troublemaking child from earlier shows up and mocks the groom. Another child then appears and has a fight with the bride. After the fight the bride and groom run off and Garfield decides that now would be a great time to watch sports with Aidan.

Later that day, Aidan feels flirty after watching a romantic comedy. He travels to the Rattlesnake Juice bar and orders a drink. A girl named Abigail then enters the bar and Aidan immediately tries to flirt with her. However the woman, who is clearly depressed, calls Aidan out for his flirting. Aidan then becomes embarrassed over the awkward encounter, however the drink soon kicks in and he gets his confidence back. Completely forgetting about Abigail, who is now crying, he gets up and dances to the jukebox.

Over at the Kong household, while SpongeBob’s kids are at school, Funky receives a call from a customer asking for weed. The customer shows up and Funky sells her a bag. However SpongeBob’s wife Adrienne, who is straight-edge, sees this and acts shocked but doesn’t intervene.

Later a troublemaking child shows up. After rudely introducing himself, Mr. Krabs decides to start a criminal partnership with the child.

Funky then spots a group of people standing outside the house, and 1 person sleeping in SpongeBob’s bed. While SpongeBob tries to ask the person in his bed to leave, Funky goes out of the house to see what’s happening and sees another bride and groom fight. When the bride runs off Funky sees this as a business opportunity, and after a conversation Funky seals a deal with the groom and adds him to his customer list.

A few days later, Adrienne is invited to a costume party and brings Funky and Mr. Krabs with her. Adrienne dresses up as a unicorn, and Funky and Mr. Krabs dress up as humans(???). Several fights break out at the party, while Adrienne and Funky dislike them, Mr. Krabs, who is an evil sim, enjoys the fights.

After the party, they return home where it is revealed Funky is entering adulthood. Fulfilling dreams, planning for retirement, and mid-life crisis await!

Trivia

 * This is the only episode of The Game of Life to be rated C.