Dog

"Dog" is an episode of The Game of Life. I couldn't come up with a title and saw the name "Dog" wasn't taken.

Plot
Previously…

> When Adrienne wakes up from her nap she goes to the new restaurant. She starts a conversation with a restaurant critic (Darrin Santos) and quickly starts flirting with him, despite being married to SpongeBob.

> Eventually Darrin leaves the restaurant. Adrienne then heads back home and invites him to hang out with her, he agrees. When he arrives Adrienne gives him some roses for love day, again despite being married to SpongeBob. Darrin doesn’t appreciate the gift but Adrienne continues flirting with him.

> Aidan decides to get a job as a medical intern

> Back at home Garfield gets a Switch message from someone asking Garfield if he can send nudes… He decides to make his nudes public, he streams himself having a shower. Immediately afterwards he gets banned from Switch for two days...

There is a new addition to The SBFW Household in the form of a dog called Johnathon Dog. The first thing he does is bark at the fridge, and then he becomes good friends with Aidan. Meanwhile a streamer reaches out to Garfield asking for a collab, despite Garfield still being banned from Switch.

After Johnathon finishes barking at the fridge he walks out of the unlocked front door and looks into the road, as if he is somehow planning his escape. He then goes back inside and starts barking at the microwave. Janessa, Aidan’s ex (is she an ex I don’t even remember anymore), shows up just to play on the household’s Wii U while Garfield watches.

Aidan then tries to teach Johnathon how to play fetch, but when he throws the ball Johnathon doesn’t catch it and looks confused. This makes Aidan stressed as he thinks “the dog is testing his patience.” It’s also revealed Golf’s spirit is fading away, oh no.

As Aidan tries again to play fetch with Johnathon, another person reaches out to Garfield for a collab. He is still banned from Switch, surely the Switch community must be aware of this by now.

Garfield then decides to take Johnathon for a walk and Aidan gets a text message from someone saying that she got his number just to tell him that he sucks.

Garfield walks Johnathon up to a bush where they stop, they just stand there looking at the bush for like half an hour doing nothing else… Then they head back home and Garfield has become friends with Johnathon.

Someone in the household tries to order a pizza, which never arrives and Johnathon does a poop in the path leading up to the house so even if the pizza delivery person did arrive they would’ve stood in his poop.

Aidan then gives Johnathon a bath and he goes to sleep.

When Johnathon wakes up the toilet has flooded and he starts drinking toilet water from the floor, while that happens Aaron is on the phone to someone and the call seems to be going well. Then Golf sends him a text saying “Thanks for calling.” revealing it was in fact the ghost of Golf on the phone. Aaron feels the call was aggravating.

Garfield is also angry as one of his Switch subscribers has threatened to delete their subscription because he hasn’t streamed in awhile, Garfield finds that rude as he is still banned from Switch. However he then realizes his ban ends in a few minutes and after waiting for a bit he starts up a stream and someone in chat instantly says hi to Garfield.

Garfield then streams himself taking Johnathon for a walk… It is 10 PM. Someone donates saying that Garfield always has good content and someone else in chat says they have the same “hairstyle” as Garfield now. The stream/walk goes on until 12 in the morning (someone in the chat even says “morning” to Garfield), Garfield is tired and doesn’t like the exercise and heads back home to go to sleep.

As he’s going to bed a vampire walks up to the house and kicks the wheelie bin over. Someone lets him inside and he plays Tetris on the computer. While that’s going on Johnathon learns how to pee outside. The vampire then gets a call from someone and leaves to feed his cowplant.

Also a ghost scares Aidan and he takes a “panicked poop.”

Aidan goes to work and gives food to a patient who has a broken face… Also there’s a thunderstorm and Aidan gets scared. To treat the man with a broken face Dr. Aidan gives him a covid vaccine, hopefully it works. As his shift ends he gets promoted.

As Aidan goes home he learns that there’s a spice festival in the city, he goes there with Garfield (we also got a knock knock award or something for having the sims visit 25 different lots) and eats some spicy food, which still makes him uncomfortable. But despite that he orders more spicy food from the same guy with a broken face that he treated earlier. His face is still broken…

The spicy food continues to burn Aidan’s mouth, Garfield also orders spicy food and faces the same problem. Despite them having problems with spicy food, they both attempt the spicy curry challenge (where you have to eat the world’s spiciest curry)...They both fail of course and Garfield is even left with a burnt tongue, but Aidan isn’t giving up that easily. He tries again and this time he succeeds somehow.

Literally the only thing he gains from the challenge is the ability to brag about winning the challenge and a shirt. Before Aidan heads home from the festival he plays basketball with himself.

Despite staying up late for the festival Aidan still goes to work the next day. At work he has to analyze a patient’s tissue, but the results are inconclusive. So he gives up and lets someone else deal with her. He then tries to help another patient (who is a child on his own in a busy hospital with no parents anywhere to be seen) but Aidan is too tired and goes to sleep on a couch.

After that Aidan heads home and is told that Johnathon could get scared by things as he barks at the TV, implying the TV scares him.

Over at the SBFW household, Adrienne and Funky are at the hospital for some reason. Aidan can also be seen at the hospital despite his shift having already ended. We also learn that Funky has quit adderall.

(writer’s note: the hospital isn’t supposed to be accessible unless you’re a doctor or a pregnant sim so I have no idea how Funky and Adrienne got there)

The duo stay at the hospital despite neither of them needing to be there. Funky uses one of the doctor’s computers to play Tetris, Adrienne uses a treadmill, Funky then enters one of the patient rooms and stares at a skeleton for a bit.

Adrienne then uses the hospital’s microwave to make a meal. (how is this allowed) While this is going on SpongeBob has forgotten to go to work, by the time he finally goes to work it’s the end of his shift and he has only made 3 dollars.

Adrienne and Funky then head home where a repair man is trying to fix an oven (that is on fire) with a screwdriver.

A celebrity has reached out to April asking if she can collaborate with her. That celebrity is a Switch streamer called KrystalKiss, who a few years ago stole her ex’s credit card and streamed herself buying everything she could wear after she caught him cheating on her… A perfect streamer for April to work with.

When she goes to the house it’s revealed that she is a “proper celebrity” and has 4 stars to her name. April starts the stream to mixed reception. Some people in chat say that they love Krystal while one person says “Hey April, glad you’re streaming… or not.” Despite objections from the chat, the collab works and April becomes a notable newcomer on Switch. Meanwhile Krystal uses the household’s grill to make food.

One person says that the stream is boring and wants April to do something else. April decides to start painting but is unhappy with her work, so she decides to smoke some weed to get inspired, while she’s streaming (nobody in chat cares, someone responded to it with “I’m DEAD lol”). She quickly gets inspired and starts painting again… Also someone in the chat says that April “probably woohoos with everyone.”

All of the household then heads outside in excitement as it’s snowing for the first time. April’s stream ends with someone in chat saying that they pooped their pants again…

Darrin from the previous episode then asks Adrienne out on a date at the bar which she accepts. On that date she asks Darrin if he’ll be her boyfriend, which he accepts and Adrienne then kisses his neck. SpongeBob still knows nothing about this. Some people kept fighting in the bar because of course.

Back at home, SpongeBob is eating food with Mr. Krabs’ ghost. Mr. Krabs then leaves the house and kicks the wheelie bin over, he’s still evil.

Meanwhile, Funky does LSD. It leaves him paranoid that everyone is reading his thoughts and that the universe wants him to die… He takes more LSD because what else would you do in this situation.

Also today is apparently Rebate Day, what kind of holiday is that?

From taking so much LSD Funky feels he is being mentally bombarded by sadness from the universe, and is confused by what is and isn’t real. Things get even more confusing when the maid goes to the back of the house and is squashed by a random falling piano.

At first Funky doesn’t notice when he does notice he is left scared. He is still on LSD though and he sees everything melt before his eyes. It’s possible that Funky still can’t tell what is and isn’t real, but the maid’s death is real and she will not be returning.