Funky Kong (The Game of Life)

Funky Kong is a member of the Kong household in The Game of Life. He is an active sim and had problems with Mr. Krabs since before the series had even begun.

Pre-series
After moving into a house in Newcrest with SpongeBob SquarePants and Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs instantly tried to steal Funky’s money. This was the start of a very bad relationship with Funky and Mr. Krabs.

The same day they moved in, Funky started smoking, which quickly became an addiction. A few days later, Funky broke the GameCube. Funky’s addiction was disliked by most of the household, particularly SpongeBob, who considered “the smell of a nearby smoker to be frankly disgusting.” Funky Kong eventually got the addiction under control.

Funky Kong also started dealing cannabis to make an income.

Death (pre-series)
While hanging out at a bar, Funky Kong was randomly butchered and died. It’s unclear what Funky Kong did to deserve it. He was later revived along with Mr. Krabs.

Series
In the first episode of the series, Funky Kong got a call from one of his customers asking for weed. Funky sold her a bag and Adrienne, who is against drugs, looked shocked.

Funky then spotted a group of people standing outside the house, Funky went out to see what was happening and saw a bride and groom fight. The bride ran off and Funky saw this as a potential business opportunity, Funky sealed a deal with the groom and added him to his customer list.

Adrienne was invited to a costume party and brough Funky and Mr. Krabs with her. Funky and Mr. Krabs dressed up as humans(???). Several fights broke out at the party, while Adrienne and Funky disliked them, Mr. Krabs, who is an evil sim, enjoyed the fights. After the party, they returned home where it was revealed that Funky was entering adulthood.

In the second episode, Funky got a text while asleep that read “I was going to ask how old you are but then I realized you can’t count that high” he became very sad over the message. Later that day, it was revealed that Mr. Krabs had been refusing to pay the household’s bills as he believed that The Landgrab Power Company had started a monopoly by buying out rival power companies. Funky paid the bills for the household later that day after they realised without any power they won’t be able to cook any food, and that the company might repossess the GameCube.

In "The Birthday Episode", Funky baked a birthday cake for April and an angry Adrienne randomly insulted Funky Kong. Later that day she seemed to have completely forgotten about it, as she told an engaging story to Funky who in return told a story of his own. Adrienne even told Funky when her due date was.

In "Caught Red Handed", Aidan travelled all the way from Oasis Springs to Newcrest to hang out with The Kong Household. However, the long drive appeared to have stressed him out, as he had a tense conversation with Funky Kong. After Mr. Krabs completely ruins the conversation, Funky goes over to the bar and makes a rum and coke. However the rum and coke is not for him, he allows SpongeBob’s teenage daughter, April, to drink the alcoholic drink.

Later on in that episode, April made some mac and cheese for everyone when a large group of strangers entered the house, ate the mac and cheese and hung out. Nobody questioned the group of strangers that invaded the house, and Funky had a conversation with them.

In "A Deadly Sport", three strangers walked into the house and fought by the household’s fireplace. Funky spotted this and instead of kicking them out, he encouraged them to continue. At 3 AM the next day, Funky woke up early. He ignored the time and decided to go to the Oasis Springs gym, Burners & Builders. He spent the whole day there, socializing with some visitors while working out and using the gym’s showers. A few hours into the visit a gym trainer suddenly got butchered by a cannibal… Then when he came back as a ghost, he somehow got butchered again by another cannibal. A guy then walked into the gym, he spotted the meat on the ground and immediately left.

Funky decided to take a break from the gym and travelled back to Newcrest where he learned that a family has moved into a temporary plot that was created for a party early in the series, with no walls and only the necessities (several beds, a sink, a toilet, an oven, and a fridge). Funky hung out with them for a bit (well actually he walks over to a bench that’s near the house and goes to sleep on it then leaves).

Funky then decided to head back to the gym with one of his customers and he does some exercise on the treadmill. He went over to a couch near the door and briefly went to sleep. He then became hungry and in a desperate state, ate some of the sim meat left behind. Another man then walked over to him and they started talking, when suddenly the man butchers Funky Kong. Ghost Funky continued to eat the sim meat and became happy because he was “Hangin’ with bros.” Funky then went to sleep on the couch, and woke up alive. Revealing that his death was just a dream. Funky however was convinced that the dream foretold his or somebody else’s murder, and decided to quickly leave the gym and head back home.

In the same episode, after Mr. Krabs tried and failed to murder someone, one of Funky’s customers called asking for weed, which he accepted. But when he came to the house, he brought with him a runaway bride. Funky sold the man weed, and the man proceeded to have a fight with his bride. Mr. Krabs then tried again to murder someone, this time it succeeded and Funky called the police. After the police were called, and the officer happened to be an officer Mr. Krabs had previously failed to murder, Mr. Krabs died.

In "Home Renovations", Funky’s gaming skill leveled up meaning that he can now make fun of noobs. Later on SpongeBob invited everybody except him to a bar, Funky sat on a bench outside of the bar, while a pregnant lady who was in labour was in front of him. Funky completely ignored this. At the bar Funky tried to talk to some ladies but ended up bored by the conversation.

Later that day, they all went home to see SpongeBob’s renovations and Funky swam in the pool. After that, Funky went to make a salad and maxed the cooking skill in the process.

Funky started flirting with the maid, eventually they decided to hookup in SpongeBob and Adrienne’s bed but decided against it after they spotted April taking a nap on it already and the maid left.

In “A Funky Time”, Funky invites the maid over and tries to flirt with her, but a troublemaking kid ruins the mood by making the maid angry. Funky tries a pick-up line but the maid rejects it in anger. Funky tries to calm her down, but the troublemaking kid returns. She then takes out her rage on Funky and yells at him. Funky apologizes even though he didn’t really do much wrong.

Later in the same episode, Funky asks the maid for a “risky hookup in bed”. She accepts, and they then have sex on SpongeBob and Adrienne’s bed while the Grim Reaper uses SpongeBob and Adrienne’s computer. This was Funky Kong’s first “WooHoo.” Immediately afterwards Funky gets a call asking for weed.

Risky Hookup means that protection was not used and Funky could’ve gotten the maid pregnant…

In “New Year, Same Garbage”, while at the doctor’s Adrienne is prescribed Xanax, but as Adrienne is straight-edge she refuses to take drugs. She leaves the pills out on the table and Funky takes them. Funky pops a pill and waits for the effects to kick in, the pills later take away the stress, anger, and tension in Funky Kong’s life.

Later that day, the effects start to wear off and Funky pops another pill. This leaves Funky dazed and confused, "like a zombie, albeit a happy one." He decides to go to the doctor about the side effects. The doctor’s solution to Funky having a Xanax overdose is to prescribe him more Xanax…

Funky Kong heads out the back to use the swimming pool when he spots Mr. Krabs’ ghost. He asks him how he is and everything seems fine. Later that day Funky walks back in and claims that he was in a fight, it is reasonable to assume that the fight was with Mr. Krabs. Funky claims to have won the fight but despite this, he also admits to being bruised from the fight.

Funky suddenly decides to plan a house party, inviting over the maid, Aidan, and Johnny Zest. After starting the party Funky receives a text from someone saying that he’s falling in love with him, Funky responds by saying that he feels the same way…

At the party it seems that the maid found out about Funky’s text message as she ends up in an argument with him after Funky tries to flirt with her.