The Nintendo House

"The Nintendo House" is an episode of The Game of Life In this episode, a new household moves in, a fight between a customer and an employee happens at the Krusty Krab, Adrienne makes a shocking move after SpongeBob rejects her advances, and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Plot
Previously...

> Despite Mr. Krabs trying to be nice, he still manages to steal a bunch of speed from Funky. Mr. Krabs has little to no use for this and ends up snorting it.

> Late that night, SpongeBob returns home from work, Mr. Krabs notices this and decides to have a talk with him. After the talk SpongeBob gets out his phone and quits his job. His reason for doing this soon becomes clear, as Mr. Krabs purchases a lot to open up...

> THE KRUSTY KRAB!

> After Mr. Krabs finishes building the Krusty Krab (let’s pretend he built it and I didn’t steal it from the gallery), he learns that he has 2 conditions called gassy belly and wiggly stomach, it is unknown how he got these conditions.

> Funky tries to complete a drug deal when suddenly he ends up in a fight with the customer. It then becomes clear the customer attempted to steal from Funky. Funky appears to win the fight and the customer walks away from the house. Funky tries to remove her from his customer list but is unable to find a way to do so.

> The household start making some new year’s resolutions. April’s resolution is to improve her grades, and she already has a plan on how she can achieve this.

> April invites someone over and buys a bottle of adderall from them so she can focus while doing her homework for school.

> Mr. Krabs is in the middle of doing something when he suddenly runs out the house, and starts throwing up in the outside toilet. This is due to his stomach conditions.

> April goes to school after having taken Adderall. This improves her focus in class and she very quickly manages to complete her resolution of becoming a better student. When she gets home her grades have increased and she is now a D student.

And now...

A new household is moving in, The Nintendo Household. This household has Mario Mario, Luigi Mario, Wario Wario, and Waluigi Waluigi. Mario Mario is a bro, kleptomaniac, has ADHD, and is a psychonaut who wants to experiment with different states of consciousness. His brother, Luigi Mario, has the same aspiration and also has ADHD, however Luigi is more of a goofball.

Wario Wario’s aspiration is to become fabulously wealthy, he is also a goofball, enjoys eating food, and is self-absorbed. Waluigi Waluigi is a goofball too but he’s also mean, hot-headed, and has psychopathic tendencies. The Mario Wiki said he didn’t like people being happy so it actually fits.

Now the house.



It could be better. There was no space in the house for a bathroom, so the toilets are in the basement currently. After they start entering the house, Mario quickly learns that he has a fear of being nude and Waluigi finds out that he has a condition called wiggly stomach. This is one of the conditions Mr. Krabs was diagnosed with in the last episode, what is going on?

Luigi tells Mario that he has a nice voice and Wario goes into the basement to prank the toilet for the next person who uses it. He then heads back up to talk to Waluigi, who quickly gets riled up after he has a "bad conversation". Mario also introduces himself to someone called Forrest by saying "My name is Mario Mario. It’s nice to meet you." Waluigi then goes down to the basement to prank the toilet just like Wario did.

The household then get together to eat some food, except for Luigi who is sleeping in a snorlax bed. After eating, Wario goes to the basement to use the toilet that he pranked earlier. It explodes and disgusts Wario who thinks the prank was gross, despite being the prankster. For Waluigi, the food triggers his stomach conditions, causing his stomach to hurt and gurgle. He goes to use the toilet in the basement that he pranked and it too explodes.

There are now two broken toilets in the basement and it is 4 AM. Waluigi calls for someone to fix the toilets immediately. When the guy shows up, Waluigi is mean to him and he stops working in the middle of the job costing the household $129. Despite Waluigi being mean to him, he still agrees to hang out for a little bit. After noticing what happened, Wario, under the impression Waluigi was mean to him, checks on him to make sure he’s OK. The guy tells Wario that he is alright "just has some things he is dealing with."

The Mario Bros hear in the newspaper that a mysterious fungi has been found and some reports suggest it is psychoactive... As Luigi missed out on the meal earlier, he tries to cook some breakfast himself. It quickly becomes clear however that Luigi has an extreme fear of cooking. Shortly after he starts cooking he screams out "I CAN’T TAKE THIS!!!!" This quickly changes to "OK! I CAN HANDLE THIS! OKAY... I LIED!!!" Luigi is completely freaking out and is in the middle of his worst nightmare and his happiness is draining, but he is trying to push through despite being scared.

Wario eventually walks up to Luigi while he’s cooking. It’s not clear if Wario is aware of what Luigi is currently going through but he asks Luigi "do you think I treat you good?" Luigi replies, quite bluntly, with "No, Wario." Luigi then screams out "I WANT MY MOM! MY DAD! MY GRANDMA! GRANDPA? ANYONE REALLY!!!"

The Welcome Wagon then starts as SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, Funky Kong (this is literally the original cast), and some random woman with fruit cake show up at the house. Funky says "welcome to the neighborhood!" and Luigi, still paranoid, screams out "WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW?!"

Waluigi creepily walks to the door to let the neighbours in and gets some of Luigi’s eggs and toast (yes he was having a breakdown over cooking eggs and toast). The eggs and toast is of poor quality, what a surprise. Meanwhile, Mario has an ear infection due to the cold weather. He goes to the hospital and gets medicine to solve it, but it doesn’t work.

While Waluigi plays in the trash that someone took out of the bin for some reason, Luigi returns after having gotten over his breakdown from earlier. Luigi has a talk with Mr. Krabs, who is glad they got to have a chat, and gives Funky Kong a bro bump. After complaining to Funky Kong about the local youths, Luigi learns that Funky is a drug dealer. Luigi was hoping Funky would have shroom for him and Mario, but he doesn’t, so Luigi buys some weed instead.

The welcome wagon then ends, SpongeBob says "I’m out now! Dag dag!" and Funky says "Thanks for hosting!" They then walk home in the opposite direction to where their house is. Luigi then shows Mario the stuff he bought from Funky. Luigi gets out a bong and shares his weed with Mario. Is it really a good idea for Luigi to smoke weed after what happened earlier?

After they’re done, Luigi gets a sudden illness and says that it feels like there’s a party happening in his face with the sole intent of trashing the place.

Over at the Kong household, Amara tells April that goats have accents. The episode could’ve ended here and it would’ve been perfect.

Mr. Krabs is getting tense because he can’t stand a sim he has a grudge about, likely referring to Funky Kong. He also gets annoyed at the French decor because it’s "hideous", likely because he hates the French. The Krusty Krab is also starting to lose more money than it’s making, having made $0 so far. Fearing that the series of events may cause him to go back to his old ways, Mr. Krabs goes to the doctor to see if he can be prescribed anything. The doctor is unable to find anything medically wrong with Mr. Krabs, so he just snorts illegal drugs instead.

The power goes out because the household hasn't paid the bills and nobody does anything about it. Funky just cleans the bar, the maid is just walking around, Adrienne says something about white chocolate not being chocolate (wait is this racist?), and Mr. Krabs keeps scratching himself from some illness he has now. Eventually someone pays the bills before April and Amara come home from school. April’s grades have gone up yet again and she is now a C student, Amara is still stuck as a B student.

April is still using drugs to improve her school performance and SpongeBob actually does see April smoking weed at one point but doesn’t do anything about it, do not use this show as a parenting guide. I’m sure nobody thought of doing that but I feel like I need to tell you not to do it for legal reasons.

After my game glitches and a book starts floating in midair, Adrienne somehow manages to pee herself even though there are 5 or more toilets in the house. The same happens to April shortly afterwards, God I hate The Sims 4. April’s bathroom accident is cringe and causes her to lose 200 followers. Don’t worry, she gains 150 followers later on in the day.

Mr. Krabs opens up the Krusty Krab and then goes outside to watch music streams. Squidward then runs out of the Krusty Krab and stands on a railway line... He’s fine. The Krusty Krab’s toilet breaks and Patrick tries to fix it, but is then interrupted by Mr. Krabs using said toilet. Later on, Mr. Krabs snorts some drugs using a sink that someone is trying to repair. This is his own restaurant. Mr. Krabs then goes to sleep in the boat.

This time people actually ordered food at the Krusty Krab, however, the restaurant is still failing to make a profit.

At home, April is now addicted to adderall, yay... SpongeBob also now has allergies from the pollen for some reason.

A customer calls Funky to buy amphetamine. After she knocks at the door, Funky realizes it’s the customer who he ended up in a fight with last time. He removes her from the customer list and she responds by kicking over the household’s wheelie bin and leaving because her "favorite series is about to come on."

Someone in the household opens up the Krusty Krab without being there under the impression it can be managed on it’s own. This proves to be false as they get a call a few hours later asking for management to attend. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob both go to the restaurant and see a customer in an intense argument with Squidward. Mr. Krabs has a talk with Squidward about this and the customer also apologizes to Mr. Krabs.

Immediately after the talk, Squidward has another fight with the customer. Mr. Krabs quickly decides to fire Squidward over this and Squidward leaves the Krusty Krab looking upset about the whole thing.

The restaurant is not functional without Squidward, however, Squidward can easily be replaced. The Squidward that was working at the Krusty Krab was actually just a clone called "Neil" so all Mr. Krabs needs to do is get another Squidward. He does so. However, there is one small problem.

This Squidward has hair.



Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob close the restaurant and head home, with Mr. Krabs tense because a lot of crazy drama happened... In a stream he was watching.

Back at home, it’s prank day and Adrienne slaps SpongeBob silly as a prank. This conversation soon turns flirtatious, with Adrienne making loads of flirty jokes during the conversation making it obvious what she wants. The conversation goes nowhere, as SpongeBob is tired and goes upstairs to go to sleep... Funky Kong then walks over to Adrienne and tricks her with a hand buzzer for prank day, that’s mean.

Out of nowhere, Mr. Krabs gets a text from Waluigi saying that he has heard that people dislike Mr. Krabs and that he should try to be nicer. The household gets their mail and Funky collects it. One of the letters he received were the household’s bills. Funky goes up to Mr. Krabs and gives him the bills as a "bro gift" which Mr. Krabs accepts. Mr. Krabs is really happy about getting the "gift" and pays off the bills in full. Meanwhile, April, who is still using drugs to improve her school performance, is now a B grade student.

SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs head over to the Krusty Krab, and Adrienne notices this. While Funky almost burns to death in the hot weather (not a joke), Adrienne, still upset over SpongeBob rejecting her advances, sets up a blind date on the SimsDa dating app (not a joke, it’s what the mod is called). Her date arrives at the house and after flirting for a bit outside Adrienne takes him upstairs.

Upstairs, Adrienne continues to flirt with the blind date. She gives him a rose, kisses him once on the lips, then on the neck, before the two eventually have sex.

Unbeknownst to Adrienne, SpongeBob has come home from the Krusty Krab and is giving Hallie, the toddler, a wash in the bathroom. SpongeBob eventually hears the noise coming from the bedroom and walks in to see what is going on. He walks in on Adrienne and her blind date in the bed. Angry about what he has seen, SpongeBob slaps Adrienne.