Peter Griffin meets SpongeBob

Peter woke up, and squinted his eyes, the sun blinding him. The soft breeze brushed against his face. He got up and looked around, taking in the view. The hill he was on towered over even the highest tree. Why was he here? He was in a strange new world. Everything seemed so... so different from his own world. Never the less, there must be something to do. Peter took in his surroundings. It was a lovely, yet abandoned place. It had three houses, the first one was a rock, the other was an Easter Island Head, and the last one was a pineapple. He took in this view, and then suddenly, a figure appeared. At first, he hadn't noticed this sudden figure appearing beside him. It was only after he laid his warm, tender fingers on Peter's rough shoulder did Peter realise his appearance. His touch felt so warm. It was so nice and soothing. For a moment, it took away all of his pains. But then it came back to him. Peter quickly turns his head, careful not to knock of this mysterious figure's tender touch. He was instantly blown away. This figure had a beautiful body. Perfectly rectangular and well chiselled. His face is what really blew Peter away. His eyes, a wide and awestruking shade of light blue. And that smile. "H-hey" said Peter, uncertainly, finding it hard to speak in the presence of such beauty. "Hello there foreigner" replied the Sponge. "I am SpongeBob SquarePants, but everybody just calls me SpongeBob." His voice sounded like an angel singing in the summer breeze. Suddenly, Peter couldn't hold back anymore. His blush turned into shade of red, and his Penis, as hard as a diamond. "You’re so hot," said Peter. "my zipper is falling for you." Peter instantly covers his mouth, but SpongeBob just smiles. "If you think I'm hot like this, how hot will I be if you see my magnum dong?" and began unbuckling Peter's belt... A bright light flashes. A distant mile away. The reflection of the scope glances quietly along the horizon. SpongeBob stops, and Peter is slightly disappointed until he sees the look on SpongeBob's face. He's worried. "Peter, this is underwater. It's different from your world. Things are dangerous here. Here, take my gun. We need to find cover before Plankton finds us. SpongeBob leaves, running faster and smoother than Peter has ever seen someone run before. His stride was soo graceful... Peter's member broke. It all happened in one moment. One moment, Peter was running, the next, something sharp and shooting rips through Peter's shaft and left egg. Peter instantly falls to the ground, clutching his now detached one inch wonder in his hand, trying to stop the bleeding with the other hand. SpongeBob looks back to see what that loud bang had been and to his horror, sees the gory scene in front of him "NOOOO" he cries in agony. SpongeBob is very sad. The love of his life, was dying in front of him. As carefully as he could, he pick up Peter in his muscular arms, and takes him to safety of his house, but it's too late. Crying, SpongeBob reaches into his fauna case and pulls out some vaseline. He uses it to lubricate his gun. "Even if he's dead, I might as well not let him go to waste". "My life is ruined", he cries "Theres only one thing to do" then, SpongeBob pulls down his shorts and begins to analy penetrate the now dead Peter using tears and vaseline as lubricant for the dead body. He moans in frustration, not knowing what to do. His fight was useless. His body shaked and quivered, realizing Plankton has won. Plankton took away everything from him.

The End.