Mr. Krabs on New Squidward Chat/Elminute cutdown

This is a version of the episode for Elminute.

Transcript
Announcer: Elmo 3V presents... "New Squidward Chat"! With your host: Squidward Tentacles.

Squidward: Greetings. I'm Squidward Tentacles. Your host of "New Squidward Chat"! Today, on New Squidward Chat, we're joined by.

Plankton: [off-screen] GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED!

Squidward: What?

[Mr. Krabs walks on set, completely naked]

Mr. Krabs: Money, money, money, money, money!

Squidward: [blinks] I can't do the show like this, you're gonna need to put some clothes on.

Mr. Krabs: Never! [laughs and runs off with Squidward following him]

Director: [off-screen] Uh.. We're still on-air.

SpongeBob: [off-screen] Oh boy, this is our moment!

[SpongeBob walks on set with Patrick in a cannon]

SpongeBob: The amazing Patrick is going to land right on that target. [camera goes to a target on the wall] Are you ready?!

Patrick: I'm ready!

SpongeBob: 3! 2! 1! Go! [launches Patrick from the cannon] Squidward refused to let us do this stunt at the start of the show because he was afraid we would mess it up. Pfft. What a- [glass can be heard shattering, SpongeBob's eyes widen]

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