Claudette

"What are these characters doing here?"

- Claudette. Claudette is a character from the 2003 cult film.

She is the mother of the main antagonist Lisa, who cheats on her wife Johnny. Claudette tries to talk her out of it to no avail. However, though her intentions seem good, she only wants Lisa to stay with Johnny because of his wealth. She states that "men and women use and abuse each other all the time; there's nothing wrong with it", adding that she personally hasn't been happy since she married her first husband, and didn't even want to marry Lisa's father.

Claudette is also dying of breast cancer.

Claudette appears in the New Squidward Chat episode Rishi Sunak on New Squidward Chat where, along with all the other characters from The Room, she is a news reporter for Elmo 3V. She attempts to present a weather report but "everything goes wrong at once" and "nobody wants to help [her], and [she's] dying". She also gets the results of the test back and "definitely [has] breast cancer".