Rishi Sunak on New Squidward Chat/Elminute cutdown

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Transcript
Announcer: Elmo 3V presents... "New Squidward Chat"! With your host: Squidward Tentacles.

Squidward: Greetings. I'm Squidward Tentacles. Your host of "New Squidward Chat"! Now, before we introduce today's guest, I have a special announcement to make. For the first time, we managed to book a professional band to perform before the show. Please welcome, Griffin and Quagmire!

[Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire enter and the crew cheers]

Griffin and Quagmire: I don't want a giant penis

Squidward: Thank you, Griffin and Quagmire. Joining me now is today's Prime Minister Rishi Sunak.

Rishi Sunak: Hi Squidward!

Squidward: Hi Rishi. Before we- [he stops, a horse suddenly walks onto the set] Peter, the horse is here.

Peter: Oh yeah.

[the horse bangs its head against the wall of the set twice, making a big hole before falling over, another long pause]

Griffin and Quagmire: [singing] This waitress is prettier than my wife

I could kill my family with a knife

[Squidward tips Peter upside down, slams him into the floor and kicks him]

Quagmire: WHAT THE HELL?!

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