MEmE wOrLD: teh movai: the squeakquel - another meme world movie

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Plot
Right after the events of the first film, the Meme Gang are tasked with finding the killer of the Meme Council Leader after Doofenshmirtz reports a killing. With a new member, Alvin, they set off on a road trip that takes them all across Meme World to find the killer in the Back Alleyway of Meme World. Meanwhile, CrazySponge and SpongeBot678 encounter an untitled goose that starts driving SpongeBot678 insane. But little do they all know that something more sinister is being planned right under their noses, and the truth reveals more than they ever knew about the world...Meme World.

Transcript
(Movie begins as logos for Box Productions, Box Movies, and Meme World appear, along with a small SC&S Inc logo)

SpongeBot678: Gnarly dude, why is my logo so small?!

(gun loading sound)

SpongeBot678: It’s nice to be credited-

(Camera zooms in on Meme World, but it turns back to black for the Narrator to speak)

Narrator: According to all known laws of SBFW, there is no way a sequel based on a failed movie can succeed. No one, after the first, wants to read the second. The sequel, of course, is created anyway because memes don’t give a flying f**k about what users say is impossible.

(July 24, 2019)

???: JOE DADDA

CrazySponge: O for f(censor bleep) sake! (hangs up) People these days. Maybe I just dialed the wrong number. Let’s try...this one.

Phone: You’re calling DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED!

SpongeBot678: HANG UP!

CrazySponge: Why?

SpongeBot678: It’s the evil guy from that strange show young Travis always watched. The bad guy creeps me out.

Doof: Thank you for calling. I would usually present my new invention, but instead, I’d like to report a murde- Get away from me!

SpongeBot678: Hold on, murder? File this to Fred! (calls Fred)

CrazySponge: How did you find that number so quickly?

SpongeBot678: I can't say, this might turn into filler. Hey, you want to hear a joke? How many clams does it take-

Fred: Hello?

SpongeBot678: Oh hi Fred. Uh, there's been a murder reported by Doof.

Fred: That guy? I’m not sure if we can trust him.

SpongeBot678: Fair point. Well I was going to call you anyway about solving who killed the Meme Council leader-

Doof: I KNOW! THAT’S WHO I’M REPORTING- NO DON’T TOUCH THAT INVENTION-

(ZAAAAP)

Doof: Huh. I wonder where that’s gonna end up.

SpongeBot678: Wait, what was that?

Doof: Oh, uh……………….. YOU NEED TO INVESTIGATE THAT MURDER!

(opening credits as the Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue! theme song plays)

SpongeBot678: Wow, opening credits...classy.

(Cut to Fred and his gang driving a car from Bedrock)

Mr. Character: How do your feet not get tired?

Fred: It’s a cartoon. Don’t ask.

Jon: Y’know we could just use my car-

Barney: We are not trusting the guy who is slowly killing his cat!

Jon: You think if I were killing him, he would’ve moved out years ago.

(In Jon’s house)

Garfield: hey that’s not a bad idea. (packs up) bye odie, i’m moving to nickelodeon.

(back to the crew)

Old Man Jenkins: Help.

Mr. Character: What?

Fred: It's probably just indigestion.

Old Man Jenkins: Help. (dies)

Mr. Character: Oh my god! They killed Old Man Jenkins!

Patrick: You (bleep)!

(an ambulance appears, Old Man Jenkins is put in the ambulance)

Mr. Character: Who did this?

Jon: Uhhh...

Fred: Jon. Don’t tell me-

Jon: Well all I did was bake him-

Fred: WHAT-

Jon: a pie.

Fred: Oh.

Jon: But my cooking is extremely bad so it might’ve been me.

P**isMan: Hmm, Jon, you are a very critical suspect in this case.

Jon: On the topic of cooking, why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

Mr. Character: What?

Jon: I know right, the name oven doesn't make any sense.

Patrick: I’ve never heard of such smartness.

Funky Kong: Dudes, I have no idea what that wacky thing even means.

Fred: I am getting a bit tired here, one of you might have to drive soon.

Barney: We've been driving for 10 minutes, I don't think you've even paid any attention to the road.

Fred: I know where I'm going. (truck honks) Oh (beep). Woo, that was close.

Mr. Character: So are we just gonna forget about Old Man Jenkins’ death?

Funky Kong: Yeah, I don’t really care about that uncool and unhip dude.

Mr. Character: Then that settles it. (rips into his brain and pulls out all memories involving Old Man Jenkins) Goodbye! (drops them on the road)

(cuts to a car driving to the Meme World logo, a goose leaves the vehicle then enters Meme World)

Goose: HONK

SpongeBot678: Who are you? Ooh! Are you one of the stars of a new Meme Toons show?

Goose: HONK

SpongeBot678: Do you have a name? Or are you just untitled?

Goose: HONK

(A duck comes out of the car)

Dolan: hiii im dolan dark and i like minecraft keanu reeves good fortnite bad tiktok bad meme

SpongeBot678: No. (pulls out gun and shoots dolan) That’s better.

(CrazySponge walks up)

CrazySponge: You better clean that blood off before you walk inside, y’know.

SpongeBot678: This ain't my first murder.

Goose: HONK (steals gun)

SpongeBot678: Hey, give that back!

Goose: HONK (runs off with it)

SpongeBot678: (runs after him) Get back here, you (beep)!

CrazySponge: I can see them being best friends someday! (a bunch of expletives can be heard in the background)

(cuts back to Fred driving the car)

Fred: Anybody else want to drive? (everybody else in the car is asleep) Slackers. (the theme song of the 2015 reboot of Alvin and the Chipmunks plays) What is that amazing music I can hear? (Alvin can be seen at the side of the road) Hmm… Hey, CG chipmunk, I need you to drive this car. (Alvin steps into the car) How old are you?

Alvin: 8.

Fred: Seems old enough to me. Also it’s a prehistoric car, so it’s kind of hard to drive (Alvin starts driving really fast) WOAH!

Alvin: Just so you know, I’m not insured so uh yeah. Try not to injure yourselves.

(Jon wakes up)

Jon: What a great nap. Wait. WHO ARE YOU?!

Alvin: I’m the lead singer of the band Alvin and the Chipmunks. My name’s Alvin.

Jon: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

Alvin: Why not?

Fred: He’s here to replace Old Man Jenkins.

Jon: Why can’t my cat replace him?

Fred: He’s too fat, he’ll break the car down.

Jon: Oh…

(cuts to CrazySponge watching TV and SpongeBot678 entering with loads of bruises on herself)

CrazySponge: Did you get your gun back?

SpongeBot678: Yeah, I showed that goose who’s the real boss around these parts. He won’t even try to set foot in Meme World again.

CrazySponge: Wait, isn't that him out there?

SpongeBot678: Ye- huh?! (looks out the window to see him speaking to a Meme Toons producer) God dammit, he’s got his own Meme Toons series. Oh well. At least he’s giving us some money.

CrazySponge: You know you should watch out. He might try to steal your title.

SpongeBot678: What do you mean?

CrazySponge: Well, you’re a duck, ducks are part of the Anatidae family. He’s a goose, geese are part of the Anatidae family. You know, you’ve got competition, and not one that you can buy out.

SpongeBot678: Yeah, I don’t think just because we’re in the same family will make him take over.

CrazySponge: We’ll see.

(cuts back to Alvin driving, they’re close to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated)

Fred: Here it is, here it is. (Alvin drives right past it) What are you doing, that was our stop?!

Alvin: You never told me where we were driving to.

Jon: Yeah Fred, maybe this wouldn’t have happened if you had just continued driving instead of letting a stranger drive.

Fred: It’s fine, Alvin can just turn the car around.

Alvin: Uh, actually doing that is illegal on this road, apparently. We’ll just have to go another route.

Fred: WHAT?!

Alvin: Hey uh does this vehicle have a CD drive? I want you all to listen to my amazing albums.

Mr. Character: No, but you can use my awesome phone.

Funky Kong: I bet your songs are mad funky.

Alvin: Road trip!

(Alvin starts playing his songs on Mr. Character’s phone, Fred starts banging his head)

Funky Kong: Dude, that’s a funky dance right there.

(a few hours later)

Mr. Character: 99 glasses of Sex on the Beach on the wall!

Fred: Wait hold up-

Mr. Character: 99 glasses of Sex on the Beach.

Everyone except Fred: Take one down and pass it around, 98 glasses of Sex on the Beach on the wall.

Fred: I hate this.

Alvin: Are you guys hungry? I’m hungry. Oh look, there’s a conveniently placed restaurant right here, do you want to eat?

Jon: Uh actually that place looks strange-

Alvin: Cool I want to eat too, let’s go. (parks the vehicle)

Jon: I said-

Funky Kong: Do they serve anything with those funky bananas?

Mr. Character: I could go for some sex in a pan, right now. Maybe a spotted dick too.

Patrick: What about a meaty f- (image of Tim is shown).

Fred: Okay you guys are gonna get us banned. (they all enter the restaurant, to find it completely empty, dirty and covered in cobwebs)

Barney: Huh. Well this is going to lower the stars in my Yelp review.

(Cool Cat enters)

Mr. Character: Well this isn’t going to go well.

Cool Cat: Hey guys, it’s me Cool Cat! And I love all kids, and babies too.

Jon: Oh great.

Cool Cat: Bullying is bad. If people stopped bullying, they would have more friends! Look, I made a sandcastle. It took a lot of time and effort, but I made- (Patrick is eating the sandcastle)

Patrick: Needs more calories.

Cool Cat: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SANDCASTLE?! I AM TELLING MY DADDY AND HE’S GONNA CALL YOUR PARENTS, AND OFFICER CREST IS GOING TO ARREST YOU!

Fred: Uh oh...

(Sheldon J. Dankton is driving Squidward Q. Testicals)

Sheldon: Where are we going? What show are we filming?

Squidward: We’re going to Squidward Community College to film a new season of School with Squidward Q. Testicals. You’re not in this one.

Sheldon: Ugh.

Squidward: What?

Sheldon: Well it’s just that we both do the same roles, yet you’re a success and all I get is a lousy feature on your Prison and Hell shows. Do you know how many bruises and burns I have gotten from those shows?

Squidward: Here we go again…

Sheldon: Hey, I’m just saying, I’m just saying. (the car comes to a stop)

Squidward: What happened?

Sheldon: I don’t know exactly. The car has just stopped.

Squidward: Did it run out of gas?

Sheldon: No, I topped it up this morning. It won’t come back on. (sees the gang’s vehicle) Hmm.... (leaves the car to inspect) What kind of vehicle is this?

Squidward: Oh, it’s one of those prehistoric vehicles. You drive with your feet. I know a lot about cars, I could-

Sheldon: Don’t even think about it... Anyway I could do some modifications, take some stuff out of the broken vehicle, and boom. We have a vehicle that we can never get insurance for. (starts taking a wheel from their car and putting it on the gang’s vehicle)

Squidward: Hey what’s this weird restaurant? Hmm.

Sheldon: No, don't go in there. Look closely in the bottom corner. (Squidward sees a sign)

Squidward: “This is a trap. Is it a good idea to say it’s a trap? Probably not. Why am I still writing this? I don’t know.” Boy, I’d hate to be whoever’s in there. Hey, we should have a documentary about restaurants.

Sheldon: Don’t you have enough shows? (starts the gang’s vehicle and it’s really fast) OH YEAH! SQUIDWARD GET IN!

Squidward: You did it that quickly?

Sheldon: SHUT UP AND GET IN! (Squidward gets in and they drive off)

(back in the restaurant, Daddy Derek is showing up)

Daddy Derek: Kids, what did you do?

Cool Cat: Daddy Derek, they destroyed my sandcastle.

Daddy Derek: Aw no, that’s terrible Cool Cat.

Fred: Alright I don’t know what’s going on here but can we just get our food and go?

Daddy Derek: Uh you might wanna tie up your shoes first.

Fred: What? (a cage drops on all the crew)

Barney: Something tells me this wasn’t a good idea.

Cool Cat: You fools have fallen right into our trap, aha.

Daddy Derek: Cool Cat is right.

Mr. Character: Alright what is going on here? Why are you doing this?

Funky Kong: Yeah this ain’t funky, man.

Alvin: I don’t even know what’s going on, I’m just their underage driver.

Daddy Derek: Well sirs, look what Cool Cat found conveniently placed in our garden this morning. (pulls out a gun) Behold!

(the crew screams)

Mr. Character: It’s a gun!

Daddy Derek: Wh- oh, wrong thing sorry. (throws it and a waiter is shown walking out of the kitchen)

Waiter: Did somebody order a sex in a pa- (the gun lands on his head and knocks him out) ow!

Daddy Derek: Anyway, uh this is what I wanted to show you. Behold! The MemeDetinatorInator!

Cool Cat: Memes aren’t coooooooool! They promote bullying. And bullying can upset kids. And I love kids!

Daddy Derek: Now this can’t do much now, it’s still warming up. Which is why I was hoping you’d show up later. Anyway, uh, I’ll go get the chefs to make you some food. You stay here or I’ll call your parents!

Cool Cat: Hey look Daddy Derek, that gun made this waiter fall asleep. Aha.

Daddy Derek: Well that’s rather silly of him not to duck.

Fred: Wait a second, I didn’t know Daddy Derek could make inators! That doesn’t seem like him.

Patrick: Hold on a second…(calls on phone) I’m calling some dudes.

(The Scoob Gang From The Hit Movie Scoob Out Now To Watch At Home show up)

Daphne: Jeepers. (the gang let them out of the cage)

Fred: Thank you, advertisement gang.

Shaggy: Zoinks!

(Daddy Derek returns)

Daddy Derek: Okay, I got you guys some PG foods, unlike those troll orders y’all were making before. (the Scoob gang tackle him) Ow! Who are you?!

(Cool Cat returns)

Cool Cat: Oh no! Don’t do that to my daddy! You might’ve seriously injured him! (the other crew tackle him)

Fred (Scoob): Okay gang, now let’s see who Daddy Derek really is. (they take off Daddy Derek’s mask and he is revealed to actually be Doof)

Scoob Gang: Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz!

Doof: Yeah, yeah, it’s me.

Fred Flintstone: Wait then who’s Cool Cat? (takes off Cool Cat’s fursuit, revealing him to be just some innocent man)

Meme Gang: An innocent man!

Innocent man: Oh thank god you got me out of that suit. I hated that, truth be told I was only doing it so I could feed my kids. I think I have severely hurt my voice doing that. I will go now. Thanks for the money, and all that. Ow. My head.

Fred (Scoob): It looks like Doof was trying to get rid of memes and replace them with unfunny comics.

Doof: And I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling ex-wife- I mean those meddling kids.

Shaggy: Kids?! We’re like, 70 years old man. That is if you count all the previous reboots.

Doof: Now you are probably all wondering why I decided to build this inator. You see, as a child I was always trying to be funny like all the other kids. I would make my own jokes that we’re hilarious. But when I tested them out to my parents, they put me back into the gnome costume!

(Flashback)

Doof (child): Gnome

(Flashforward)

Doof: And then when I tried telling the kids my jokes, they would laugh at me! Although I’m not sure if they were laughing at how bad the jokes were or that I was in a gnome costume. But now, I figured out that if I made everyone else’s jokes bad, then my jokes would be better! Unfortunately it’s too late to use now.

Alvin: Wow that was really boring. And unnecessary information purely to fill up this script.

Mr. Character: Actually it’s just a reference to Phineas and Ferb.

Alvin: Oh. What’s that?

Fred Flintstone: Wait a second Doof, didn't you call us earlier to report the killer of the Meme Council Leader.

Doof: Call to report- meme- ah yes, yes I did.

Fred Flintstone: … so…

Doof: So- what?

Fred Flintstone: So, who killed the Meme Council Leader?!

Doof: Meme Council- lead- ah yes, it was that Joker guy.

Fred Flintstone: Joker? Hmm?

Doof: Yeah, you know him. He had that movie that people stopped caring about a while ago, watch. (pulls out his phone and plays a video)

Video narrator: spongebob is waking up and says "hi gary" and gary meows at him

Doof: (screams) WRONG VIDEO!

Video narrator: squidward notices spongebob has a (long censor bleep)

Doof: (closes the video) Sorry about that. Here’s the right video! (plays another video)

Joker: Hello ladies, I'm Joker. (laugh track) I wonder if there are any Jokers in the audience. (laugh track) Thanks for watching Joker. (the Seinfeld theme plays, as text shows up on screen saying "Based on a true story about the director’s buddy Eric")

(cuts to SpongeBot678 sleeping)

SpongeBot678: (dreaming) No dad, don't steal that car. What do you mean I have to drive it now? (the bedroom door creaks open) I am not a good driver dad, actually I have never driven a car before. Is driving through road closed signs okay? (the goose enters)

Goose: HONK (SpongeBot678 wakes up)

SpongeBot678: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Goose: HONK

SpongeBot678: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Goose: HONK (runs out the room)

SpongeBot678: Where are you going now? (CrazySponge enters)

CrazySponge: Do you mind? I am trying to get some beauty sleep.

SpongeBot678: It was that goose again. He came into my room and woke me up, I saw him. He was here I swear.

CrazySponge: I can’t see anything. Maybe that’s because I’m not wearing my glasses.

SpongeBot678: No he ran out, maybe he’s outside now.

CrazySponge: I won’t be able to see him anyway-

SpongeBot678: (looking through window) Oh look there he is, he’s got a knife in his mouth. He might be planning to kill me and then take over the world… MEME WORLD!!!

CrazySponge: I literally can’t see what you’re talking about.

SpongeBot678: Oh nevermind, he’s just recording his series… Oops.

CrazySponge: It’s like 1 in the morning, why is he recording his series now?

SpongeBot678: I don’t know. Who would record their series at 1 in the morning?

(cuts to Patrick’s bedroom)

Patrick: (his alarm goes off) Oh boy, 1 AM! (starts recording his series A Night With Patrick Star: The Series (LOST SERIES AAAA))

CrazySponge: Welp, I am going to go back to bed now…

SpongeBot678: Me too. (goes back to sleep, dreaming) Aidan, stop. Stop! The toast, it’s burning! AIDAN!!! YOU’RE BURNING THE TOAST!!!

(cuts to the crew leaving the “restaurant”)

Fred: Well that was strange.

Doof: Oh and make sure you tell your friends about the excellent service here!

Patrick: I sure will!

Mr. Character: I never got the food I ordered.

Fred: Anyway, let’s get back into our-. Our- (realizes the car is gone) OUR CAR?!

Mr. Character: Wow. You upgraded us to an invisible boatmobile? Fancy.

Fred: No you buffoon, someone must’ve stolen the car! Now what are we supposed to do?

(stock music is heard in the background)

Mr. Character: What are those amazing tunes?

Fred: Oh it’s coming from the TV store across the street. (they walk over to see an advert for a car dealership)

Spokesperson: Hey. Do you want a free car?!

Fred: Would be nice.

Spokesperson: Well then come on down to the SC&S Car Dealership! Why are we giving away free cars you may ask? Well in truth, we don’t really want you to get the free cars. We want you to see the expensive cars we are also selling because we need money after Plus failed. But uh anyway… We have loads of free cars, like this old piece of crap from the 1970s. It’s free so you’ll get it! And this car will go up in flames the minute you leave the dealership.

SpongeBot678: Uh that one isn’t actually free-

Spokesperson: Well it should be, anyway. Ignore all those amazing free cars, please get the expensive cars, please. We are so high in debt that they are going to take SPTLLS away from us. Please, just, buy some cars from us.

Barney: How far away is that place from us?

Mr. Character: Not very far, I know a dude that works there.

Funky Kong: Hey bro, those cars look bodacious bro.

(they start walking to the dealership)

Barney: You really know somebody who works there?

Mr. Character: Indeed, his name is Pete. It’s been awhile since I have spoken to him. Actually I think the last time I spoke to him was when he was in rehab.

Alvin: Wait what?

Mr. Character: Anyway he’s had all sorts of jobs since. He was a mail carrier one time.

(cuts to scene of him with his boss)

Boss: Okay Pete. We have a copy of Monopoly for the Nintendo Wii here. All packed up and ready for our lovely customer.

Pete: Okay. (cuts to him hitting the box with a baseball bat, the game falls out of the box) Dammit!

Mr. Character: Then he became a chef.

(scene of a waiter walking up to him)

Waiter: Okay Pete the customer wants a- (the kitchen is up in flames) WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?

Pete: The microwave isn’t working.

Mr. Character: And he was also a teacher.

(scene of him teaching a class)

Pete: Okay so while the computer turns on, now is a good time to talk about- (the class screams in horror as the computer turns on with an extremely loud video playing)

Narrator of the video: Pete has committed several crimes including insurance fraud, tax fraud-

Pete: Eek! (he runs over to quickly turn off the computer) Whoa, that was close... Were there any questions at this point?

Mr. Character: And that’s only from this year.

Jon: Okay that doesn’t sound very goo-

Fred: We’re here. (they’re at a forecourt full of old cars and vans)

Barney: That’s not normally a good sign-

Mr. Character: Oh there he is. (yelling) Pete! (Pete walks over)

Pete: Hey Mr. Character, it’s been so long! Last time I saw you I was recovering from an addiction to crack cocaine.

Alvin: Wait what?

Pete: Anyway, what can I do for you?

Fred: Well our car got stolen and we saw you were selling free cars so, I think you get where this is going.

Pete: Oh yes our free cars, they’re right over here. (they walk over to a pile of old used cars)

Fred: Okay so which is the best?

Pete: Well I wouldn’t know since I am not really a good driver, never learned in fact.

Jon: Hey this looks nice. (he spots a van, gets into it and drives it) Ooh yes this is perfect. (he parks it and ends up showing the other side of the van which has “free candy” written on it) Yeah I see no problems with this van.

Fred: Uh Jon.

Jon: What? (he looks at the van) Oh, oh dear. Nevermind then.

Funky Kong: Hey bros, what’s this bodacious car? (he tries to drive the car when the car suddenly starts spinning around and then disappears)

Car: Now in the 49399th dimension.

Jon: Suddenly the Free Candy van seems more appealing.

Barney: So uh...when is he gonna come back?

Pete: In about 10 minutes.

Alvin: Out of the way! I wanna try some cars like that and risk my life!

Fred: You are not going to do that.

Alvin: Aww.

Fred: I don’t wanna pick a car without all our members deciding on it. That’s why we’re gonna wait out the 10 minutes.

Barney: Sounds good to me!

Alvin: Oh come on! I’m gonna be so bored!

Mr. Character: Well Alvin, I do know Pete keeps some stuff from his past jobs in the storage room. Maybe we could find something good in there.

Alvin: Fine. But I’m just expecting old junk.

(They go inside the storage room)

Mr. Character: Let’s see...we have a PS3 Super Slim here.

Alvin: Boring.

Mr. Character: Meme World: The Game?

Alvin: That hasn’t even been released yet so it’s basically useless.

Mr. Character: Sealed copy of Gex: Enter The Gecko?

Alvin: Ew.

Mr. Character: What is wrong with you?!

Alvin: (sees some kind of gadget with a map on it) Hey, what’s this?

(Mr. Character picks it up and reads the label on the back of it)

Mr. Character: “Bad-Guy-Scanner...finds hot evil-doers in your area” Are we sure this isn’t just a tracker for hot women?

Alvin: Nah. Look here. (points to the location on the map) “The Back Alleyway of Meme World...where you’ll find hated and forgotten characters” That might be where we could find Joker! Back alleyways are full of bad people!

Mr. Character: That’s right! I don’t know where Pete got this, but it’s gonna help a lot! Let’s go show this to the gang. (they leave) Hey guys look at what we found. (passes something to the gang)

Fred: This is just a copy of Gex.

Mr. Character: No not that, this. It’s a Bad-Guy-Scanner. It’ll help us find Joker!

Fred: Really? Where is he located?

Alvin: Back Alleyway of Meme World.

Fred: (scared) B-b-back Alleyway?! That place will kill us.

Patrick: Yeah and I can’t die today, I’m being audited tomorrow. It’ll mess up my schedule.

Barney: But we have to go there. We gotta get Joker. Besides, we survived a Meme World fire and a Meme World Demon. We can survive this.

Fred: I guess you’re right.

(Suddenly, Funky Kong falls out of a portal)

Funky Kong: Woah dude, I’ve seen, like, new radical colors and stuff in there.

Pete: So are you guys gonna take a car now? I gotta get onto the next scene of Family Guy, where I’ll meet with Sans.

Fred Flintstone: Wait wait wait...hold on a second. I know who you are. You’re Pete...r Griffin, aren’t you?

Peter Griffin: Yep!

Mr. Character: (gasp)

Funky Kong: Whoa dude!

Peter Griffin: (laughs, his phone starts ringing) Hold on I gotta take this. (answers) Hey Lois! (the crew all look at him in shock) Excuse me. (walks off)

Mr. Character: I can’t believe it...my old friend Pete was Peter Griffin the whole time...my life is a lie.

Fred: So...about the car...which do we choose?

Jon: Let’s see...we can choose a time travelling car…

P**isMan: Or a very tiny car.

Jon: The tiny one is super cute.

P**isMan: I like things small.

Barney: Oh god damn it.

(They try to get into the tiny car but P**isMan doesn’t fit)

P**isMan: Don’t worry guys, I just gotta wait a few minutes to get smaller.

Fred: Wait, are you saying all this time you’ve been har-

P**isMan: That does not matter! I am almost small enough to fit inside.

Fred: Well then, you can sit next to Alvin.

(P**isMan sits next to Alvin)

Alvin: Help. I’m underage.

(They pass Mr. Renaud)

Mr. Renaud: Oh my god! This is great material right here, just gotta find my camera, oh where did I put it oh come on…

Alvin: Guys. Speed up. Let’s get out of here.

(They drive off)

Fred: Y’know Alvin, it’s not gonna be any better once we get to the back alleyway of Meme World.

Funky Kong: Yo dudes look what we’re passing on the way there! We’re passing the Memeting Room! And the Memexperiment construction site! I can’t wait for that channel to release.

Alvin: Can’t we check some of these places out?

Fred: No distractions.

(1 hour later…)

Jon: I think I might be late for dinner.

Mr. Character: So...bored…

Barney: Be careful Fred, we’re passing the Meme World Police Station and the Meme World Jail.

Fred: It’ll be fine. Just gotta get past them so we can get to the Meme World Crossing Station, then once we pull out our Meme World Permits and Meme World Licenses, they’ll let us pass into the dark zone of Meme World, leading to the Back Alleyway of Meme World.

Barney: Wow, we really start every important place and thing with the words “Meme World”, don’t we?

Mr. Character: Why wouldn’t we? Meme World makes everything sound serious.

Funky Kong: Dudes Meme World Rehab is funky.

Jon: I loved it when the Meme World Vet Clinic told me I was feeding my cat too much lasagna.

Patrick: It was fun when I was in the Meme World Mental Institution!

Alvin: Are we seriously going to ignore this-?

Barney: Are we there yet, Freddy?

Fred: Almost...just passing the Meme World Jail now. Gotta go very...slowly…

(A crazy guy jumps onto the window of the car)

Guy: OOGA IM GONNA GET YO-

(Fred turns the windshield wipers on, pushing him off the car)

Fred: That was easy. (drives over the man)

Barney: Should be an easy path to the Meme World Crossing Station now.

(They drive up to the crossing station)

Fred: Hello officer.

Snanz Ze Zkeleton: Hello. It’s Me, SNANZ! (fortnite dances) YEAH

Mr. Character: You’re the security guard?

Snanz Ze Zkeleton: This is my part time job. When I ain’t filming, I’m looking at permits. It gives me good stories about people crossing the line without permits to tell on my Meme Toons shows too. So, what are you here for?

Fred: We need to go to The Back Alleyway of Meme World.

Snanz Ze Zkeleton: Not a problem- WAIT. THE BACK ALLEYWAY OF MEME WORLD? I let someone go there once… (cuts to the grave of EB’s Dad)

SpongeBot678: It didn’t have to come to this…

(cut back)

Fred: Listen buddy, my gang saved Meme World a few months back. I think we’ll survive.

Snanz Ze Zkeleton: I mean, if you really think so…

Mr. Character: This sounds like a bad idea.

Snanz Ze Zkeleton: Y’know, I’ve had worse ideas in the past and I’m still here. Like once I deep fried myself. I became pretty dank.

Fred: What.

Snanz Ze Zkeleton: Y’know, they have that deep fry stuff over at the Mememart Mini. It’s cool.

Alvin: I have never wanted to jump out of a vehicle more than I do now…

P**isMan: Damn Alvin, that’s worse than that time I joined The SBFW Crib.

(Footage missing)

Snanz Ze Zkeleton: I don’t really care what you decide to do, so just show me your gnarly permits.

Funky Kong: Hey dude, I’m the only one that says radical phrases around here.

Snanz Ze Zkeleton: Well I say tubular phrases too, man.

Funky Kong: You bi- (scene briefly cuts to an image of a female dog)

Alvin: Yeah, let’s just get out of here.

(Alvin jumps out of his kiddy seat and lands onto the pedal, moving the car, obviously)

Snanz Ze Zkeleton: Aw man, I didn’t get to steal their permits and sell them online.

(Cut to SpongeBot678 shaking uncontrollably in a chair)

SpongeBot678: The Goose...that...that...that...that..that...that...that...that

CrazySponge: stfu stfu stfu stfu stfu stfu stfu-

(SpongeBot678 falls off the chair)

SpongeBot678: I’m losing ne sense if balanc Oh my

CrazySponge: o

SpongeBot678: The Goose, The Goose caught me! HE’S FOUND ME! THE HONKING WON’T STOP!

CrazySponge: What did he find?

SpongeBot678: He caught me SPAM TABBING!

CrazySponge: Spam tab-

SpongeBot678: SPAM TABBING! IT’S WHEN YOU SPAM TABBING! SPAM TABBING!

CrazySponge: Why are you so freaked out about this goose?

SpongeBot678: He- he (censor bleep)ed my wife.

CrazySponge: What?

SpongeBot678: And then he spam tabbed on my device to get me globally blocked across the FANDOM network…

CrazySponge: youre not making any sensees

SpongeBot678: He may just seem like a Goose...but I see deeper. HE’S MORE! HE WILL BLOW UP THE WORLD!

CrazySponge: Ok, this is getting out of hand, I’m just gonna go talk to the goose myself.

SpongeBot678: SAVE YOURSELF! THAT GOOSE IS GOING TO STEAL OUR JOBS, holy (censor bleep) I really am going insane aren’t it?

CrazySponge: Does anyone know where that goose is? (walks behind curtain) Ah hello Mr. goose. Uh huh. I see. Yeah. Well...no. No. Why? Ohhh...oh. Oh dear. (falls down)

(cut back to Fred and the gang)

Fred: (whistling)

Car: You are entering - DARK MEME ZONE.

Mr. Character: NO I CAN’T GO BACK THERE!

(The sky starts slowly turning to black, as the road starts to fade away into nothing)

Car: Elevation dropping. 5 feet. 10 feet. 20 feet. 50 feet. 100 feet. 1000 feet.

Alvin: Just saying, if we die, I was getting the best head!

Car: 5000 feet. 10000 feet. 50000 feet.

Fred: Mr. Character, you said you don’t wanna go “back” here. Have you experienced this before?

Car: 100000 feet. 500000 feet.

Mr. Character: Well, I would say yes, but I was poisoned here so I don’t remember.

Car: 1000000 feet. 5000000 feet.

Barney: Hey uh, how far are we dropping?

Car: 10000000 feet. 100000000 feet.

Jon: hm i wish my cat were here now so he could safely land the car on his 4 feet.

Barney: What.

Car: 1000000000 feet. 1000000000000 feet.

Alvin: You would think I’d be feeling some sort of air resistance right now. Why aren’t I feeling any wind? (sticks his finger out the window and it gets sliced off by the air friction) Oh……. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mr. Character: Don’t worry, I have spares.

Car: 1000000000000000000000000000000 feet. Breaking down…down...d

Fred: Uh oh.

(The car runs out of fuel and explodes)

Jon: Well that’s going in my review for that car dealer.

Barney: Well now what?

Fred: ...Winston break?

Mr. Character: Where are we even?

(Suddenly, Mario’s floating head appears)

Alvin: Hey I recognize you, you’re from that one Meme World block with Snanz Ze Zkeleton!

Patrick: We’re not even trying to hide the advertisements anymore… By the way watch my totally new Sponge on the Run movie, and that Kamp Koral show too! It’s on uh… What’s it called again? Apple TV+? No, uh……...

Mario: Mama Mia, You are in the Dark Meme Zone!

Fred: This is the Dark Meme Zone?

Mario: Yes! It’s what that one other block is based on.

Fred: So where are we exactly?

Mario: Dark Meme Zone.

Fred: Yeah but where exactly?

Patrick: Is it Disney+? No, uhh… Plus? (laugh track) No...

Mario: Dark Meme Zone, dumbass. If you want to continue, you won’t. You will be haunted by the darkest memes and creepypastas in existence! (laughs) Yahoo!

Fred: So are we just going to be falling forever?

Mario: No, you shall experience every creepypasta imaginable and then you will splatter onto the ground.

Fred: Not if I have anything to say about it! (punches Mario)

Patrick: PARAMOUNT+! THAT’S IT!

Mario: Oh you wanna fight? (sends the gang to the ground immediately)

Fred: W-

(The gang is forced unwittingly to the ground, splattering dark-red streams of blood across the plunge pool of decapitated heads, detached limbs and disfigured corpses, as they are impaled at all angles, killing them all.)

Mario: And that’s what you get.

(Camera zooms out)

Mario: As you can see, that is what will happen if you try to defy me.

Fred: Okay, forget that idea.

(It turns out that the sequence of them dying didn’t actually happen, and it was just to show what happened if they attacked.)

Mario: Now, you will all suffer from the creepypastas of the past and future! (gaussian blurs away)

(a narrator starts speaking)

Narrator: Hello, you are watching the Dark Meme Zone.

Mr. Character: No f(censor bleep)ing s(censor bleep).

Narrator: I am now going to read a classic CreepyPasta, Jeff The Killer.

Alvin: hehe my name jeff funny

Narrator: For our viewers, this program contains scary imagery and audio. If you are easily scared, please avoid this segment of the movie. You. Have. Been. Warned. (slowly fades to black)

(saxophone chihuahua plays)

(Zooms out to show Gumball and Darwin watching the movie on their computer)

Darwin: Gumball, skip this part! It goes on for like, 10 hours.

Gumball: Yeah, you’re right. (fasts forward)

(Richard bursts in)

Richard: Yo wassup diggity dogs watch me moves (dances) Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh- Oh Oh Oh Oh Yeah Oh Oh

Gumball: I’m just going to ignore that. We have enough filler already.

Richard: Hey! I paid to get this done, I thought this movie needed a cool hip new character to spice things up! (zooms back into the movie) Wait where are you going-

Narrator: (reading Jeff the Killer) A thing of bleach fell down on top of him from the top shelf. It burnt both of them and they both started to scream.

Barney: Wait hold on one second.

Narrator: Wait what’s wrong?

Barney: Bleach doesn’t cause fires!

Narrator: Wh- what do you mean?!

Barney: Bleach is very weak. If anything it puts out fires

Narrator: I- I uh...Ok, maybe that isn’t the best story. How about I read another one? This one is called...Slenderman. (image of Slenderman flashes)

Mr. Character: OH (censor bleep) IT’S A WHITE GUY!

Patrick: That movie sucked.

Narrator: ...what? I liked that movie.

Jon: (laughs) Even my cat’s movie has a higher rating on Rotten Tomatoes!

Narrator: NO! CEASE THIS DEFAMATION! SLENDER MAN IS AN AMAZING CREEPYPASTA SO THE MOVIE MUST BE AMAZING TOO!

Fred: Guys keep doing this, we're weakening his powers!

Narrator: Well there must be one creepypasta you guys like. How about Squidward’s Suicide?! That’s a good one! And it’s SpongeBob-related too!

Patrick: Huh?

Narrator: What? You must have heard of it.

Patrick: (eyes turn into the Nick logo) There is no such thing. There has never been, and never will be, a Red Mist. It has never appeared in Randomland. It was only a baby. Forget. Forget. (eyes return to normal)

Narrator: That was strange. But there must be one simple creepypasta you like! (can be heard frantically flicking through pages) What about game ones? Sonic.exe? Godzilla NES? Ben Drowned? I think I have some weird one about SpongeBob in Vietnam here? If not, do you like things that aren’t exactly creepypastas? Like tall tales, SCP, god almighty THERE MUST BE SOMETHING! TELL ME!

Fred: Meh.

Narrator: NOOOOooooooo….(fades away)

(Mario reappears)

Mario: You have all proven yourselves worthy. You have shown me that you will be able to handle the Back Alleyway of Meme World. So, I will let you go. Let’s a go! (clicks his mustache) I go bye bye now.

(The gang fades away and reappears in the Back Alleyway of Meme World)

Mr. Character: I’m scared…

Alvin: But didn’t you say you were here before?

Mr. Character: Well uh… Was I? Well I was poisoned so I was pretty distracted and don’t remember all the details.

Jon: So where’s that funny silly Joking guy?

Funky Kong: He sounds bodacious dude!

Patrick: Hey look it’s the cast of SpongeBob in PeePee Land.

P**isMan: I like this.

Mr. Character: And there’s the cast of SpongeBob SquarePants (The Hank Hill Series) (coming soon). I guess that’s never coming out.

Alvin: And what version of SpongeBob is this? (points to a SpongeBob sniffing some kind of substance)

Patrick: Oh, that’s just the normal SpongeBob.

Alvin: Normal?! You mean the same one that was in the credits of mEmE wOrLD: teh movai - a meme world movie?

Patrick: Yep.

SpongeBob: (explicative) (explicative) (explicative) Hello.

Patrick: Hey there buddy! How are you doing?

SpongeBob: (explicative) (explicative) Dunktastic!

Patrick: Great. We’re trying to find a guy named Joker. Hear me out, could you tell us any information on him?

SpongeBob: (explicative) Hear the roar of my full-force neutral attack!

Patrick: Aw, I guess not-

(SpongeBob slaps all of them, making them fly and land up into the center of the Back Alleyway of Meme World, which is basically Times Square but if it was all evil and corrupted.)

Fred: Alright guys, I don’t think talking to anyone will help, so we gotta do some exploring and figure this out ourselves!

Barney: Hey is that Pampers over there?

Fred: BARNEY NO! DON’T TALK TO HIM IT’LL TURN INTO FILLER!

Pampers: The Meme World Demon Taking Over My Body Has Given Me Severe PTSD. Meme World Is An Evil Corporation That Are Not Paying Their Employees! The Fire Was An Inside Job! CrazySponge Is Actually Arre In Disguise!

Barney: Yeah I can see why they put you back here.

(The gang continues walking around the streets. Suddenly, a man picks up Alvin)

Man: Hey kiddo, wanna play a game?

Alvin: Uh. Uhhh-

Man: Alright. So. Yesterday, I Asked You, give me some Twitter bios to fix. Do you happen to have any Twitter bios?

Alvin: No.

Man: Ok, uhh, Yesterday, I Asked You, give me some flags to fix. Do you happen to have any flags?

Alvin: No, and really, you should fix your life.

Man: (drops Alvin) Awh, yeah, you’re right. This video is sponsored by-

Barney: What was that about?

Fred: I don’t know, but it tells us we should be careful around here. That guy could have killed Alvin if he wanted to!

Alvin: So what’s going on over there?

Larry the Cucumber: They forgot about VeggieTales… They should never have forgotten about VeggieTales…

Seller: So you want to buy this AK-47 then?

Larry: Oh yeah definitely...

Alvin: This place is scaring me. How far do we have to go to find Joker?

Mr. Character: Hmm, well since he killed the Meme Council leader, he’s either in hiding or…

(A giant screen on a building starts playing an episode of “The Joker Show”, where the Joker talks about killing and stuff.)

Mr. Character: ...On TV. Well I guess we better get going to the recording department to find the Joker.

Jon: (laughs) I filmed The Garfield Show there.

P**isMan: Let’s find this evil man!

(goes back to CrazySponge on the floor and SpongeBot678 looking at the goose)

SpongeBot678: Did you… Kill him?

Goose: honk

SpongeBot678: YOU ARE EVIL! I KNEW IT! DO YOU HEAR THAT CRAZYSPONGE? I WAS RIGHT!

CrazySponge: (wakes up) Ohh...what happened?

SpongeBot678: CRAZYSPONGE! THE GOOSE MURDERED YOU!

CrazySponge: Oh, I’m dead? Aw man, not again.

SpongeBot678: But do you agree with me that he’s evil?

CrazySponge: Uhh, I don’t really know, for some reason I feel so tired right now...ughhh.

SpongeBot678: (to Goose) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?

Goose: honk

CrazySponge: I’m fine, I’m fine. Just a bit tired, that’s all. I’m sure there’s nothing else to it.

SpongeBot678: When you say that it means THERE’S TOTALLY MORE TO IT!

CrazySponge: Yeah right. (yawn) Oh man, I gotta do some walking around to make sure I don’t fall asleep. (walks away)

SpongeBot678: Alright, that’s it! I’m figuring this out for myself. I’m heading into the (whisper) Meme World Vault. Time to check the security tapes and find out what that Goose did to CrazySponge.

(back to the crew at the back alleyway of Meme World)

Mr. Character: You see, this is why we need to have some renovations here at Meme World! This place is a mess, there’s so much stuff everywhere it’s impossible to find what we’re looking for- (walks into a wall) See this is what I mean! Why would you put a brick wall here with the words “RECORDING DEPARTMENT” above it?!

Fred: Mr. Character, this is the place we’ve been looking for! Although, I do agree this place is a mess.

(They walk inside)

Fred: Let’s be careful, this recording studio is for Meme World’s illegal shows. For some reason it also holds recording studios for other channels.

NAME WITHHELD: Identification please.

(Mr. Character slaps NAME WITHHELD to the ground.)

Alvin: Why would you do that?

Mr. Character: There’s no rules here, if anything, NAME WITHHELD was breaking the rules here by trying to enforce the rules.

Barney: Ok, I found a map that shows us where all the filming locations are in this studio. Let’s see...The Garfield Show, Thursday Spin-Off, The CrazySponge Sketch Comedy Show, The Meme World Demon Show, wait why is Vsauce4 listed on here?

Patrick: I’ve seen it, they talk about illegal memes.

Barney: Aha! Here it is. The Joker Show. Just a few centimeters away.

Alvin: Why do most of the series recorded here have “show” in their name?

Patrick: They should make The Patrick Star Show!

Mr. Character: No, that’d be stupid.

Fred: No more waiting around! The Joker is right behind this door! Let’s stop him!

(The gang burst down the door, similar to the FBI OPEN UP Block, but we did that in the previous movie.)

Fred: Joker! Come out!

Narrator: You’re watching ACTN. The Meme World block for action shows and sequences.

(Copyrighted James Bond music plays)

Narrator: I am not paying for that right?

(Cut back to SpongeBot678 entering the Meme World Vault)

SpongeBot678: Security tapes, security tapes...aha!

(SpongeBot678 puts in a tape with the current date on it.)

SpongeBot678: Let’s see what that Goose really did!

(Camera zooms into the TV where we see CrazySponge talking to the goose)

Goose: honk (Hello CrazySponge. SpongeBot678 has been scared of me and I don’t know why.)

CrazySponge: Uh huh.

Goose: honk (I’m not trying to do anything, I have zero clue about the situation.)

CrazySponge: I see.

Goose: honk (...Are you trying to get information out of me?)

CrazySponge: (pause) Yeah.

Goose: honk (You think I actually did something, don’t you?)

CrazySponge: Well...no.

Goose: honk (Yes you do.)

CrazySponge: No.

Goose: honk (Y’know I suspected you would think that.)

CrazySponge: Why?

Goose: honk (Because I needed cheerios for my family and you were taking all the cheerio boxes, so I had to take one. You’re mad someone else is eating cheerios.)

CrazySponge: Ohhhh....oh.

Goose: honk (I needed to feed my family. You were just gonna let my family starve.)

CrazySponge: Oh dear.

Goose: honk (I’m not evil, just trying to make it through this world. Also you probably haven’t eaten cheerios in a few days since I took them so you’re gonna probably pass out.)

CrazySponge: (falls down)

(Camera zooms back out)

SpongeBot678: Oh. I guess I’m wrong. Huh. I didn’t think that would happen. I really thought that the goose was evil. Why did I think that though? (walks outside and sees CrazySponge talking to characters)

CrazySponge: yyknow, im vva rry nice man, yknow that cocccnute fred?

Coconut Fred: Uh-

CrazySponge: yknow tehres sno such fthing as a white cocnutm, there’ only brown no white, so youre just ac coconut.

SpongeBot678: I knew CrazySponge was an ass, but I didn’t know he was racist! Wait, did I really just say that?

(CrazySponge turns around and talks to someone else)

CrazySponge: Heeeyyy there heye nmrr4iewoijiej8099999(((((@@@#*)$@#(_)---

(It shows that CrazySponge was actually talking to a pole.)

Local Meme World Fan: Pole! You’re cheating on me with the owner?! I’m divorcing you!

SpongeBot678: Ok, this doesn’t make sense. Why is CrazySponge acting so weird? (remembers that CrazySponge said he “felt sleepy”) Hmm… (walks back into the vault) Let me watch this tape again.

(Cut back to the gang entering the Joker’s room.)

Joker: And then he was like “it’s schizophrenia” and I laughed and then he’s like “it’s not funny” and I’m like “yes it is.”

Mr. Character: There is nothing funny about that. (laughs)

Joker: Who was that?

Fred: It is us! We are the, uh, do we have a name yet?

Barney: Uhh…………..

Patrick: I mean the (parentheses) keep calling us “the gang” or “the meme gang”.

Fred: We are The Meme Gang!

Joker: Wow that’s really cool! You know what else is cool? This! (pulls out a gun, puts it to Mr. Character’s head) This is really cool, watch! (he fires it but water comes out instead) What?

Mr. Character: NO! I’M MELTING!!! Wait, no I’m not…

Joker: I do not understand, I had bullets in here a moment ago. Oh well.

Jon: Well you’re a clown, obviously water would come out, that’s like a clown thing right?

Joker: I’m gonna kill all of you.

Jon: (shakes Joker) JOKER!!! ARE YOU /j or /srs

Fred: Let’s just get straight to the point, why did you kill the Meme Council Leader?

Joker: That is a jolly good question! That murder was taken completely out of context by the Meme World Press. They always have a pro-Meme World bias. I cannot believe it either.

Barney: Hey wait, you’re dodging the question.

Joker: Now dodging questions is something that I do not take lightly. I only do it in cases where it could reveal my true identity…

Fred: Your what?

Joker: What?

Fred: What you just said?

Joker: I just said “what?”

Alvin: What?

Joker: F(censor bleep) I am stuck. And this stupid gun doesn’t f(censor bleep)ing work! (fires the gun but this time it works and he shoots a random cameraman)

Cameraman: Ow. Huh that’s weird, you’d think that would’ve killed me but here I am. Completely fine… (falls to the floor)

Joker: Wait if this gun works now, then I can kill you all! (realizes that Alvin has his gun) WAIT WHO GAVE THE 8 YEAR OLD MY GUN?!

Mr. Character: Shoot him! Shoot him! Shoot his crotch!

Fred: Not yet, just tell us your true identity first.

Joker: Well folks, you see… I am not the Joker. I am…

Mr. Character: Holy (censor bleep) It’s…

Fred: THIS IS EXACTLY HOW WE ENDED THE FIRST MOVIE! No, don’t cut away, don-

(cut to SpongeBot678 rewatching the tape.)

Goose: honk (I’m not evil, just trying to make it through this world. Also you probably haven’t eaten cheerios in a few days since I took them so you’re gonna probably pass out.)

CrazySponge: (falls down)

SpongeBot678: Hmm…

(goose walks over to CrazySponge’s body)

SpongeBot678: Wait… What’s happening here?

(goose honks over CrazySponge’s face)

SpongeBot678: Hmm… Enhance video. (she enhances the video and sees the goose spray something from his mouth into CrazySponge) Oh my… I gotta turn on Fox News, I mean find Goose!

(SpongeBot678 rushes outside and looks around to try and find Goose.)

SpongeBot678: Where is that little piece of (bleep) who (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)

Goose: (honk)

SpongeBot678: Aha! I’ve found you!

Goose: honk honk honk honk

SpongeBot678: Whoa don’t have that tone with me. I know you did something to CrazySponge. I know you’re trying to take over Meme World. I know you geese are trying to steal our jobs- ok I think I am going a bit too far here. But y'know what I mean right?

Goose: honk honk (you’re right)

SpongeBot678: AHA! SO I’M RIGHT! I’m calling the Meme Police!

Meme Police Narrator: YES FINALLY I GET TO SPEAK I’VE NOT BEEN PAID FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS! THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH! IF I WASN’T JUST A VOICE I WOULD KISS YOU RIGHT NOW!

Goose: honk (I’m afraid that won’t be needed. In fact, I will say right here. No Meme Police.)

Meme Police Narrator: (bleep) you you mother(bleep)ing piece of (bleep) (bleep)ing (bleep) go to (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)... Sorry for the offensive language to the 2 people watching.

SpongeBot678: Uh...no, you’re being arrested.

Goose: honk (Just wait.)

(Cut back to the Meme Gang and the Joker)

Joker: ...Mr. Character, why did you say that?

Mr. Character: I’m just shocked over who you really are.

Joker: I didn’t even say anything!

Mr. Character: Oh. Well I may be a little high.

Joker: But I won’t reveal myself this instant. Just wait.

(Screen fades to black. Suddenly, a jingle is heard.)

Jingle: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!

(Camera shows Doof sitting down, bored.)

Doof: Man, I’m bored. Now that these inators have been broken down, I have nothing to do here besides just waiting.

(Doof looks over at one of the broken inators, the one that changes memes into unfunny things.)

Doof: Hmm, Joker set off that inator at the beginning of the script. But why? And where did the laser go? (looks up at the sky)

(Perry the Platypus jumps in)

Perry: (platypus noise)

Doof: Wait Perry the Platypus. I may need your help. I don’t know why, but I feel like something is gonna happen.

(cut back to Goose and SpongeBot678)

Goose: honk honk Honk HONK HONK HONK

SpongeBot678: What the?

(SpongeBot678 sees tons of characters looking up at the sky.)

SpongeBot678: Huh?

(SpongeBot678 looks up as well, and then sees it. A giant laser, soaring over Meme World)

SpongeBot678: Fu- (runs off)

Goose: HONK (Our time has returned, my king.)

(The laser flies over all the Meme World locations. The logo [still being repaired from fire damage], The court, the jail, Imagine HQ, the mememart mini, the Memeting Room, the filming sets, the construction sites, the restaurants, the car dealerships, all of it. It then flies over the Dark Meme Zone, lighting up the sky for the first time in history.)

Joker: I hear it. You’ve lost, it’s over for all of you.

Fred: What?! I don’t understand!

Joker: There’s a lot more to Meme World you don’t know.

(Joker pushes the Meme Gang out of the way, and runs up to the top of the building.)

Joker: Come, come to me!

(The laser hits Joker, and the Joker absorbs all of it.)

Joker: The power, I’m back!

(The Joker transforms, he doesn’t look too much like the Joker from Joker 2019 anymore.)

Joker: Fools, welcome back your king. The king of Meme World...no. The true king of FUNNY LAND! I AM THE JOKESTER, KING OF FUNNY LAND!

Meme Police Narrator: Does that mean I’m still not being paid?

Mr. Character: NO! NOT FUNNY LAND! (has a Vietnam flashback)

Patrick: You weren’t even in Vietnam.

Barney: Well now what do we do Fred?

Fred: Uhh...run.

(The Joker, now named Jokester, starts sending out a shockwave covering Meme World at a decent pace.)

Mr. Character: WHAT IS THAT?!

Funky Kong: Don’t worry dudes, I got this. Time to stop this all by myself with my RADICAL POWERS!

(Funky Kong stands in front of the shockwave but the shockwave takes over him, turning him into Cool Gorilla, a funny lander.)

Fred: FUNKY KONG!! NO!

Barney: That shockwave is turning everything into Funny Land!

Fred: We gotta find somewhere to find!

(They run into a back alleyway in the Back Alleyway of Meme World.)

Fred: I hope we find something or someone that will save us.

(Fred turns around and looks directly at the Meme World Demon and the Meme Council, standing right behind him.)

Fred: WHAT THE?!

Meme World Demon: I hate you guys but we gotta put aside our differences for now! I’ll explain in a minute.

(The Meme World Demon creates a strong force field that the shockwave can’t overcome, so it moves around the forcefield and continues onto the rest of Meme World. Cut to the shockwave spreading over Meme World.)

CrazySponge: uwdoiwei haah ah cnib29 yol swag

(The shockwave covers CrazySponge and turns him into what he really is, Sleep Deprived CrazySponge.)

SpongeBot678: (running from the shockwave) Oh god, oh god, I’m hiding in the Meme World Bunker! (runs into the Meme World Bunker)

Goose: honk

(The shockwave covers Goose and does nothing to him.)

Goose: honk

(The shockwave spreads over the many locations and characters of Meme World.)

Mr. Krabs: Squidward, I think we might die! What are we gonna do?

Squidward: Eugene H. Krabs, you are the light of my dire, depressing life, and I want to make love to you right here, right now, in this childrens' bedroom.

Mr. Krabs: MR. SQUIDWARD!!!! I have been thinking the same thing. (he goes to kiss Squidward)

(The rest of the footage is missing)

Tripolar: Hi everyone and welcome to Minecra- what the? I don’t feel so good...

(Tripolar transforms)

Quadpolar: Hello there and welcome to Hytale Saturdays.

Meme World Narrator: Happy Meme World Picture Sunday everyone, wait if it’s saturday then why-

(Meme World Narrator transforms)

Funny Land Narrator: HAPPY FUNNY LAND PICTURE MONDAYS [(JRUEICOUIBYOBEY*Y)]

Captain Pantspants: Oh boy I sure do love having my unepic tales! Wait what is happening-

(Captain Pantspants transforms into Captain Underpants)

Captain Underpants: My books got banned because they contained sexually-explicit content.

(Back to the Meme Gang.)

Fred: Can someone explain what is going on here? Why is the Joker called the “Jokester” and saying he’s the king of Funny Land, you guys never told us who the Meme Council leader was, EXPLAIN IT ALL!

Meme Council Member: Well it’ll take awhile, but this is the story.

this story has been approved by the [meme council]

This story has also been sponsored by the user of Zoltan from the deal made in the epic-gamer-chat at April 24 2021, 3:20 AM EST (go search it up if you dont believe me)

Meme Council Member: Long ago...in the year of #(*^&*!)^%!_, which was probably the year CrazySponge was born, was also the same year where comedy was born. Comedy was then killed shortly after, obviously. So a while after, some stuff happened which I will save for the third movie that led to the creation of Funny Land. You all know Funny Land, it’s in the history books. But the books don’t tell the full story. They say everyone hated Funny Land. They were right, but that’s besides the point. There was in fact a king of Funny Land. The founder of the small colony. Their name was...the Jokester.

(Flashback - Funny Land, Sometime in the past)

(a man knocks the door to a house)

Resident: Who’s there?

Man: Orange.

Resident: Orange who?

Man: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

(The resident walks back inside the house, then a glass shattering sound is heard, and then a loud thump is heard.)

Man: Maybe I shouldn’t have told that joke at a skyscraper.

Jokester: GREAT JOB BUDDY THAT JOKE WAS HILARIOUS HAHAHAH IM WEEPING LOL HAHAH

(Back to present)

Meme Council Member: People couldn’t stand living under a leader who had people make the worst jokes possible. They needed change, fast. What happened next was basically the founding of the United States of America, but with memes. There was a meme uprising, taking over Funny Land to make it better. What you know as the elders of Meme World were the members of this uprising, led by the oldest member, Trollface. Their fighting took down the Jokester, banished him to the Back Alleyway and created Meme World.

Fred: What about SpongeBot, CrazySponge, and EB’s Dad?

Meme Council Member: Oh, we’ll just explain that in the third movie too. Now in the Back Alleyway of Meme World, the Jokester had to go into hiding. So he renamed himself after the popular comic book villain, the Joker, and started working on a plan to bring back Funny Land. Meanwhile, us, the Meme Council, were working on our own plan to take back Meme World. The Jokester tried working with us, but we didn’t want Funny Land back. We have our standards. If Meme World was burned down, the Jokester wouldn’t be able to turn it back into Funny Land. In order to make sure there was no chance of us coming back, he killed our leader, and when that was done, he was able to start his plan. He went to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, knowing that Doof had the inators he needed to bring back Funny Land.

Fred: Why didn’t the Jokester just shoot the inator at himself right then and there?

Meme Council Member: It was all about the timing. He knew that if he shot it at himself there, SpongeBot, CrazySponge, and your “meme gang” would have been able to stop him quite easily. He saw the battle of the Meme World Demon, and if a demon could lose horribly against them-

Meme World Demon: I’m right here…

Meme Council Member: -then he knew he wouldn’t stand a chance. He hired a goose to make SpongeBot go insane, make CrazySponge sleep deprived, and made sure you guys got far away from them so you couldn’t do anything about it. The Jokester has been planning this out since the beginning of the first movie guys, he’s the smartest character here.

Fred: Wow...that’s crazy.

Patrick: Sp-sp-

Fred: Don’t say it.

Patrick: Sponge.

(Fred slaps Patrick)

Patrick: Oww.

Barney: Now that makes sense and all, but there’s one thing I just don’t quite get. You said you guys wanted to take back Meme World. What do you mean by “take back”?

Meme Council Member: Well, I guess it’s finally time we reveal ourselves and who our leader was. Our leader...was the oldest member of Meme World, Trollface.

Fred: What?! Why would Trollface try to burn down Meme World?

Meme Council Member: You may have noticed that the type of memes people like changed over time. It used to be all about trolling and raging. But as the decade moved on, People started liking something else. Trollface couldn’t stand it. He hated the “MLG” and “Deep Fried” memes. He feared that the unfunny of Funny Land could potentially return. So he decided to hijack SpongeBot’s Meme Council group, and found some members to join him. He decided that if they burn down Meme World, they could rebuild it the way it was meant to be. Unfortunately, his plan failed, and now he’s dead.

Fred: Ok, the leader was Trollface, but who are you guys?

(All the members pull down their hoods and reveal themselves to be different rage comics characters.)

Fred: Oh, that makes sense.

Barney: Well what do we do now, Fred?

Fred: We’re gonna, gonna, uhhh...I don’t know how to do much else besides smash rocks, eat fruity pebbles, and smoke winston cigarettes.

Barney: So we have no plan?

Fred: We have no plan.

Mr. Character: PANIC PANIC TIME WE ARE ALL DEAD!!!!

Jon: Well I have one plan. Step 1. We open Twitter. (he opens Twitter) WHAT THE (bleep)?! I can’t take this anymore. (he pulls out a gun)

Fred: JON NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Alvin: Woah, is that a water gun? Cool! (takes it) Hey Mr. Character, I’m gonna shoot water at you! (points the gun at Mr. Character)

Mr. Character: AAAA-

(a gunshot is heard)

Mr. Character: (looks down) Oh thank god, you didn’t shoot me. Good thing you missed my body and shot my dog.

Mr. Character’s dog: (dead)

Mr. Character: Wait- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! (goes to punch Alvin but then the screen goes black)

Meme World does not condone violence. (unless it’s for our reality shows)

Mr. Character: MR. DOG! SPEAK TO ME!

???: It seems all hope is lost for our heroes.

Fred: Narrator, your narrating won’t cheer us up.

Narrator: I swear, this isn’t me this time!

Fred: Then who said that-

(A bright light shines from the sky. Flying down from the heavens is Angel Old Man Jenkins.)

Alvin: Oh my god, it’s Old Man Jenkins!

Fred: What? How is this possible? He died! I gotta call my wife and tell her that the afterlife exists!

Mr. Character: Am I still high right now?

Fred: (on the phone with his wife) Wilma, stop trying to change the subject, I have something really important to tell you!

Angel Old Man Jenkins: I have come from the afterlife to give you all a blessing.

Fred: (on the phone with his wife still) Wilma! The kids'll still be awake... Maybe later me, you, and P**isMan can go in the back room and...

(Alvin looks at him, disgusted)

Fred: Oh yeah, getting a little carried away there. (hangs up)

Meme World Demon: An angel?! Oh dear, I gotta put on my disguise so no one from heaven can capture me and send me back down to hell! (puts on glasses and a fake nose with a mustache) Now I look like a normal person.

Angel Old Man Jenkins: As your new guardian angel, I will help you pass through Funny Land without being unchanged! With me, you will be able to find the Jokester.

P**isMan: What’s it like up there?

Angel Old Man Jenkins: It’s alright I guess.

Meme World Demon: Hell is better guys. You can meet Red Flanders there! Well not now, currently he’s in Meme World Jail. BUT HE’LL BE RELEASED EVENTUALLY!

Patrick: So where is that funny joking guy now?

Angel Old Man Jenkins: With my divine power, I shall guide your way. (Mr. Character’s dog suddenly comes back to life)

Mr. Character: MR. DOG! YOU’RE BACK!

Angel Old Man Jenkins: Oh whoops. I’m still learning how these powers work. (he accidentally brings Osama Bin Laden back to life)

Osama Bin Laden: MY NAME IS NOT USAMA BIN LADEN!

(Alvin shoots Osama)

Alvin: It’s not even the first time I have done that.

Angel Old Man Jenkins: OK, now I have figured out where Jokester is.

(The Jokester is on a big throne)

Jokester: Finally! Some classic comedy!

(he’s watching a circus, a clown puts pie on his face, the pie is hot and his skin is on fire)

Clown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jokester: YES YES BURN YOU FOOL HAHAH HHAAH

(The clown falls over and turns into dust while you can hear his soul being sucked from his body)

Jokester: HAHAH HAHA HA ABUHBH UJW W(cough) ASJSUwe (cough) (cough) (wheeze) CNAT BREATHE HAAHAH (falls over)

(the crew are hiding behind his throne)

Jon: Wait I’m an idiot, what’s our plan here again?

Fred: It’s simple, Alvin has a gun, he’ll shoot him, problem solved.

Alvin: I got this guys. (points the gun at himself) I’m aiming right at him.

Barney: Actually, maybe someone else should shoot it. Like me.

Alvin: Fine. (gives Barney the gun)

Barney: Ok, just gotta shoot his head.

(Barney shoots at the Jokester’s head, but it bounces off.)

Barney: What?!

(The Jokester twists his head sideways.)

Jokester: Hello there.

Barney: AAA (tries to punch his face but his fist bounces right off) What kind of witchcraft is this?

Jokester: YOU FOOLS! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE FABULOUS JOKESTER! IN FACT, I THINK IT’S ABOUT TIME I JUST GET RID OF YOU ALL!

Jon: I really could use a God in my life!

(a bright light appears)

Jon: Ooh. (walks towards it, Old Man Jenkins’ angel appears)

Angel Old Man Jenkins: When I said I was gonna be your guardian angel I wasn’t just going to help you move through Funny Land.

(Angel Old Man Jenkins lifts everyone up into the sky, saving them from the Jokester.)

Jokester: My good looks scared them.

Fred: Wait, how are we gonna defeat him?

Angel Old Man Jenkins: We can’t defeat him, he’s too powerful now. But that’s only because he controls all of Funny Land. If we change people back into their normal forms and turn Funny Land back into Meme World, he’ll lose all his power!

Barney: So it’s The Inquisition?

Angel Old Man Jenkins: I don’t know what that is but sure.

Mr. Character: Are we going to have to change everyone back?! That’s going to take a while.

Angel Old Man Jenkins: No. You see, all we have to do is change a few people back so that the Funny Land logo will weaken. Once the Funny Land logo is destroyed, it will revert everything back to the way it should be.

Fred: Well guys, let’s get started!

(Cool Gorilla is walking around Funny Land)

Cool Gorilla: Hey dudes, I like kidnapping children and attacking and killing them too. Very, um, very cool. Yes.

Jokester: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT’S HILARIOUS!

Cool Gorilla: (in head) You’re next…

Jokester: I’ll laugh at mutilation more later. (walks away and Fred shows up)

Fred: Hey Funky.

Cool Gorilla: No.

Fred: Sorry, Cool Gorilla.

Cool Gorilla: Yes, I’m cool, I rip people’s faces off.

Fred: Don’t you like fishing?

Cool Gorilla: No. No fishing, it reminds me of the French.

Fred: What about your fishing challenge?

Cool Gorilla: Nope.

Fred: And your bodacious Jumbo Barrel?

Cool Gorilla: ...bodacious?

Fred: Yes… Bodacious.

Cool Gorilla: B- b- b- b-... (transforms back into Funky Kong)

Funky Kong: Whoa, Dudes! My name's Funky Kong! My bodacious Jumbo Barrel can launch you to any point on the island!

Fred: YEAH! FUNKY KONG IS BACK!

Funky Kong: So uh, what are we doing?

Fred: We’re turning Funny Land back into Meme World!

Funky Kong: Well I don’t know how we got to this point but I’m in!

Angel Old Man Jenkins: If we keep up this pace we’re gonna be here for a long time. We gotta have...a montage.

(It is time for the montage it is montage time montage montage time for montaging)

Quadpolar: Hey guys and welcome to Hytale Celebrity Island with Jimmy Kimmel.

Barney: Minecraft.

Quadpolar: Wh- what’s happening-

(transforms back)

Tripolar: Welcome to Minecraft Celebrity Island with Sonic the Among Us Impostor.

(transition)

Underfell Snanz: I am from an Undertale Alternate Universe where all the characters are dark and evil and emo ughhh my life sucks, i am not like other girls, and i will kill you

Mr. Character: SNANZ! I GOT YOU! (puts weed in his nose)

(transforms back)

Snanz: Oh, how I’ve missed this feeling. Yahhhh (falls down)

(another transition)

Captain Underpants: TRA LA LA! BUY MY BOOKS! WATCH MY MOVIES! DON’T MISS OUT ON Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 2: The Revenge of the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers: Color Edition P**nisMan: NOT TODAY, BANNED IN SCHOOLS HERO!

(transforms back)

Captain Pantspants: I’m back with my two pairs of pants!

(another another transition)

Krabs J. Dankton: Welcome to FunnyExperiment where today we are taking you on a tour around Funny Land.

SpongeBob Q. Testicals: I am here too.

Jon: Or you could go to school. Or prison. Or Hell.

(transforms back)

Sheldon J. Dankton: I can’t go back to hell...

Fred: Hey wait a second is that our car from the restaurant over there?

Squidward Q. Testicals: Uh, it’s, just a prop. For a new show. About cars. It’s just the same model.

Fred: Sure…

(another another another transition)

Mr. Karb: Argh I am Mr. Karb I am a lazy excuse for a character arhchchhchcc

Squidwrad: Same!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funky Kong: Yo aren’t you dudes like, in love or something-

(transforms back)

Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, you make my big meaty claws harden faster than any other octopus I've met. Now come here and shower me with your ink.

Squidward: Gladly sir.

(another another another another transition)

Funny Land Narrator: HAPPY FUNNY LAND T-TUESDAYS GzguuhgHUHUHUuhguhGHUG

Alvin: REMEMBER MEME WORLD! IT’S BETTER, BY A LOT!

(transforms back)

Meme World Narrator: Right you are! Tune into Meme World S-Saturdays, later today.

(end of montage)

Fred: Alright, I think we got enough characters transformed to destroy to the Funny Land logo-

Goose: HONK

Barney: Why is there a random goose here?

Meme Council Member: Well if you remember my story, I mentioned the goose being a part of the Jokester’s plan.

Barney: Oh yeah.

Goose: HONK

(The goose backs away when SLEEP DEPRIVED CRAZYSPONGE falls from the sky)

Sleep Deprived CrazySponge: pwpepeare to oo beee erradticaetd with sleepwy powers!

Jon: Oh no, it’s sleep deprived CrazySponge!

Fred: Who?

Sleep Deprived CrazySponge: ni-

(cutaway gag: Peter Griffin is now in a regal outfit with a sash that says "King of the Black People")

Peter: They respected me for saying it.

(back to the scene)

Sleep Deprived CrazySponge: soso uhh whatt you guys want wanyway do you want cherios caus ei git soem and they not poison at all totalyy

Fred: I still don’t get it, who is this guy- (sleep deprived CrazySponge punches him in the face) Ow.

Sleep Deprived CrazySponge: youu weel eatt my cheriode

Alvin: I think this guy is too powerful for us to fight, whoever he is.

Sleep Deprived CrazySponge: IDIOTOS! I AM CRAYZPSONG! SLEPE DRPEIVW! DUMB DUMB! and i will not let you escape so you must fight hahahahahha

Angel Old Man Jenkins: Don’t worry guys, with my angel powers I’ll be able to hold him off. Hurry, get to the logo, I’m not sure how long I’ll be able to keep this up. Go!

(Angel Old Man Jenkins starts fighting Sleep Deprived CrazySponge while the Meme Gang, the Meme Council, and the Meme World Demon run up to the Funny Land logo.)

Meme Council Member: Well, this time we’re going to burn down a logo for non-evil. Well I mean it wasn’t for evil evil the first time, we were just misguided, and stuff, y’know? It’s fine. We’re all good here.

(they set the logo on fire and Agnes and Seymour can be heard in the distance)

Agnes Skinner: SEYMOUR THE FUNNY LAND LOGO IS ON FIRE!

Seymour Skinner: So?

Agnes Skinner: I just thought it was important to bring up.

(the fire stops half way through)

Barney: Uhhhh what happened?

Meme World Demon: Huh, alright, let me just blow some more powerful fire onto it from my mouth.

(The Meme World Demon blows fire from his mouth onto the logo but it bounces off.)

Meme World Demon: I’ve seen a lot of weird things in hell but this just makes zero sense to me.

Meme Council Member: What are we doing wrong?

Fred: Hmm… Barney, what did we do in the first movie?

Barney: Well, Fred. (the entire movie plays but x5000 speed) So yeah that’s pretty much it.

Fred: Hold on, let me process the movie in my head at a pace I can understand.

Alvin: You can do that?

Funky Kong: Yeah, all Meme World characters can. It’s pretty rad bro.

Fred: I think I know what’s going on. This Funny Land logo is protecting itself from the fire. It’s too strong to penetrate further through with fire.

Meme Council Member: So what are we going to do?

Meme World Demon: You guys defeated my dead memes with a song of alive memes. So maybe to defeat all this lameness and unfunnyness, we need to play a song that’s hip and cool.

Fred: That makes sense. We need to play a song of the opposite of which is happening, if that makes sense. So who wants to do it?

Funky Kong: I know all about hip and cool, but I can’t sing.

P**nisMan: I have an awesome theme song, but I’m not sure if it’s that hip.

Jon: Dudes, I’m like, the coolest guy ever. Right, guys? I know what all the kiddies are into these days, I have a Game Boy too!

Fred: Yeah…

Alvin: Wait! I’m the most hip and cool person here! And I have a band! Also “the squeakquel” is in the title so I better have an important part, so this can be that.

Fred: Well then Alvin, call your band and start playing so we can get rid of Funny Land!

Alvin: Hold on… SIMIS THE BLUE CHICKMUCK! THE GREEN ONE I CAN’T REMEMBER HIS NAME NO JOKE! (Simon and Theodore randomly appear)

Patrick: THERE’S TWO MORE ALVINS?!

Mr. Character: There’s another three if you include the chipettes.

Patrick: The who?

Mr. Character: The female Alvins.

Patrick: THERE ARE FEMALES?

Simon: Hey all, Simon here.

Theodore: Alvin why did you teleport me here I was just about to get lai-

Alvin: WE MUST SING THE COOLEST SONG EVER! WE MUST DEFEAT FUNNY LAND! MR. CHARACTER, GO!

Mr. Character: Uhh, are you ready for this, Alvin?

Alvin: Yo wat up

Mr. Character: Simon

Simon: Yeah, I'm ready

Alvin: Psst, we need someone to sing these lines and there are no women here so, here you go. (gives Simon the lines)

Simon: Oh for-

Mr. Character: Theodore

Theodore: Yo!

Simon: I'm laying down, help me out, give me some of your honey love

Get me goin'

P**isMan: I am gonna kill myself after this movie.

Fred: NO WE NEED YOU FOR THE THIRD ONE

Simon: Step on, can't be wrong, feeling strong, it's what I dream of!

Don't stop, no, it's hot now, say it loud, shout it out, tell me what you want!

Anything, boy

(in Funny Land)

“Comedian”: What does a baby computer call its father?

Jokester: I don’t know.

“Comedian”: Data.

Jokester: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING FUNNIER THAN THIS.

(the comedian starts to disappear)

“Comedian”: JOKESTER I DO NOT FEEL VERY GOOD AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME- (he disappears)

Jokester: WHAT THE?!

Simon: Come now, turn me out (the Funny Land logo is on fire again)

Show me how to get your heart

Let me sing boy

Fred: ...OK we really need to find some women for the crew in the next movie to prevent this ever happening again

Simon: Show me how to get-get you hot

Let me hear you sing, boy

Hey can you hear me calling?

The Chipmunks: Yeah, baby, come to me

(the Funny Land logo is still burning and P**isMan suddenly falls to the floor)

Mr. Character: OH MY GOD! P**isMan, can you hear me?

P**isMan: My whole life just flashed before my eyes…

Simon: Yeah, boy, I think I'm falling

The Chipmunks: I got you begging "please"

(an earthquake happens at Funny Land)

Jokester: WHAT IS HAPPENING?! (looks up and sees the logo burning with the chipmunks near it) I knew it was those chipmunks all along, I kept telling my friends they were bad news but nobody believed me.

Simon: I've got to have you, baby

The Chipmunks: I'm gonna get you girl

(Fred is talking to the rest of the crew)

Fred: Seriously, female characters. We need them.

Simon: Yeah, boy, I might go crazy

The Chipmunks: Rock, your, wo-orld

Get munk'd (go, go, go)

The Chipmunks always gon' get, bunk'd

Don't you wanna

Get munk'd (go, go, go)

Can't stop, don't stop, we don't get, punk'd

Hey, hey, hey

Hot body, rock the party

Gimme some of that sugar love

Jon: Is this legal?

The Chipmunks: Get it crackin'

Don't stop, get it get it

Drop it hot, it's whats you're made of

(The Jokester is crawling over to them)

The Chipmunks: Bring it back and

Get down, work it now, turn it out

Give me what I want

Girl get wicked

Right now say it loud

Shout it out from the back to the front!

Girl let's kick it

Jokester: Stop, please stop. I am in so much pain. (tries to attack them) NO! MY POWERS!

The Chipmunks: Get munk'd (go, go, go)

The Chipmunks always gon' get, bunk'd

Don't you wanna

Get munk'd (go, go, go)

Can't stop, don't stop, we don't get, punk'd

Hey, hey, hey

Simon: C'mon and get hot with The Chipmunks

Hot hot, c'mon and get hot with the munks

(the Funny Land logo is completely burned out)

Simon: C'mon and get hot with The Chipmunks

Hot hot, c'mon and get hot with the munks

C'mon and get hot with The Chipmunks

Hot hot, c'mon and get hot with the munks

C'mon and get hot with The Chipmunks

Hot hot, c'mon and get hot with the munks

Alvin: Go, go!

The Chipmunks: Get Munk'd!

(the Meme World logo comes back)

Mr. Character: Wow none of those lyrics would look good out of context.

(All of Funny Land reverts back to Meme World with the normal logo back.)

Fred: Alright! We did it!

Simon: So...am I gonna get paid for singing that?

Alvin: Nope. See ya later!

Theodore: At least I have girls, unlike you, Simon.

Simon: (sigh)

(Simon and Theodore disappear.)

P**nisMan: Oh thank god I could not handle those lyrics.

(Meanwhile, SpongeBot678 comes out from the Meme World Bunker.)

SpongeBot678: So...what did I miss?

(She looks down and sees CrazySponge sleeping on the floor)

SpongeBot678: What the...WAKE UP!

CrazySponge: (waking up) Ugh...what happened?

SpongeBot678: Just watch the movie when it releases.

CrazySponge: Ah, I see.

Angel Old Man Jenkins: Y’know I thought it would be a hard fight against Sleep Deprived CrazySponge but we ended up getting bored and played chess.

SpongeBot678: Now...I have a certain Goose to find.

(Goose sees SpongeBot678 and tries to run but gets shot from a gun.)

SpongeBot678: Shot from the same gun that killed Dolan...two birds with one gun.

(They all walk over to the goose)

Goose: Honk. (Oh man I sure am dying right now.)

Fred: Hey wait a second...you came to Meme World right when Old Man Jenkins died! You killed him, didn’t you?

Goose: Honk. (What? No, he just coincidentally had a heart attack for no reason.)

Angel Old Man Jenkins: He’s right.

Goose: Honk. (Well, my plan has failed. I just wanted Funny Land back because I thought there people would actually give me a name and not just call me Untitled Goose. That and I also hate memes and really prefer Funny Land. Anyway, just give me a name please.)

CrazySponge: If it’s your dying wish, then I shall name you-

(SpongeBot678 shoots the goose 10 times.)

CrazySponge: Oh god, what the hell!? I mean I thought I was insane but that was on a whole other level.

SpongeBot678: That goose tortured me and I was not gonna let him have a dying wish. What were you going to name him anyway?

CrazySponge: I was gonna name him Goosey.

SpongeBot678: Yeah…I’m totally sure he would have loved that.

CrazySponge: Y’know, how did you realize he was evil anyway?

SpongeBot678: Well you know, I’m a duck, ducks are a part of the Anatidae family. He’s a goose, which is also a part of the Anatidae family.

CrazySponge: I feel like I’ve heard this before…

SpongeBot678: Since we’re in the same family, I was able to get a feeling that there was something evil about him.

CrazySponge: Uhhh, I mean, I guess that works.

Fred: Come on guys, we gotta arrest the Jokester before he gets away!

CrazySponge: Oh yeah. Well, don’t worry, let me just fly up and get him.

(CrazySponge flies away and brings over the Jokester.)

Jokester: Uh oh.

SpongeBot678: Wait wait wait, he should at least have a trial first.

Mr. Character: Why? We all saw what he did.

SpongeBot678: It’s just Meme World law, we gotta have one.

CrazySponge: Alright, let me just call them. (dials a phone and a helicopter arrives and two people drop out.)

Rob Banks: Glad to be at your service, sir.

Kermit Acrime: I’ll take any excuse to get away from Miss Piggy. Who are we dealing with?

CrazySponge: The Jokester.

Rob Banks: That guy turned me into Deposit Money!

Kermit Acrime: He turned me into Follow Laws!

Both: GUILTY!

Meme Police: Mr. Jokester, you are under arrest and should probably be sent to the electric chair but because you are an important character that could be used in future properties we will not kill you.

Angel Old Man Jenkins: Since the Jokester is defeated, my soul can now move on. Goodbye! (floats away)

Meme Police: Although Mr. Jokester, we believe we have a special place for you. (they take him away)

Jokester: THIS ISN’T THE LAST YOU’LL SEE OF ME!

Fred: Well...now what?

Barney: We can just continue solving other mysteries, I guess.

Alvin: Alright!

CrazySponge: While you’re doing all that stuff, be on the lookup for any more Funny Landers. I’m sure there might be a few leftovers that for some reason didn’t change back.

SpongeBot678: OH MY GOD! THEY’RE TAKING OVER THE MEME WORLD DISCORD!

Mr. Character: That name seems familiar…

Fred: Uh, okay, we’ll get that cleaned up.

(The Meme Gang runs off)

CrazySponge: Well, now that they’re gone, I would like to bring something up.

SpongeBot678: What?

CrazySponge: I think this would be a pretty good sequel to that movie about Meme World we’re working on.

SpongeBot678: You’re thinking about a sequel even though the first hasn’t even been released yet?!

CrazySponge: Yeah. It’s the only logical thing to do.

SpongeBot678: We gotta finish this first one up though.

CrazySponge: Yeah, I know. Let’s just keep this plot in the back of our minds.

SpongeBot678: I see.

(Meanwhile...at Fox Elders.)

Jokester: Hello? Can anyone get me out?

Elder: Hey buddie, wanna play some shuffleboard?

Jokester: NO! I’M NOT OLD! I’M NOT OLD!

Elder: This is the perfect place for your unfunnyness, pal. Good ol’ Fox Elders.

Jokester: NOOOOOOOOOO I HATE FOX ELDERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Elder: Yep. Good ol’ Fox Elders indeed.

Jokester: Well, at least the Meme Police gave me one call. Unfortunately who it calls is random. (dials)

Doof: HELLO! You’re talking to the head of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!

Jokester: Oh no.

Doof: Oh hey Jokester! Long time no see. Perry, wanna say hi?

Perry: ckhhkchckhckhkc

Doof: Oh you!

Jokester: Come on, you gotta get me outta here!

Doof: Wanna hear a joke you’ll love?

Jokester: WHAT?

Doof: Do you know...who joe is.

Jokester: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Doof: (screaming) JOE DADDA

Jokester: OH FOR (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (censored) (censored) (censored) (explicative) (explicative) (explicative) SAKE

(CREDITS)

It's the credits! Yeah, that's the best part

When the movie ends and the reading starts (Woohoo!)

You can keep your adventure and all that action

'Cause the credits of the film are the main attraction (Woohoo!)

And don't even think about trying to leave

Or you might miss a name, like Pam and Steve!

Both incredible names, so let's stay in our seats

And read a credible list of their incredible feats (Incredible feats)

(Now for the actual credits song, travis sings barbie girl again, this time with jazz in the background)

All animals were harmed during the production of this movie

Written by: CrazySponge and SpongeBot678

Based off an idea by CrazySponge (announced without permission from SpongeBot678)

Firearms provided by the Meme World Military

Special thanks to the Krusty Krab Unfair Charity and the Meme Police Department

Wow this really will be a repeat of the first movie credits

Meme Police: We helped make this movie and are really ashamed of it-

Travis: DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT I SAID LAST TIME?! LET ME (bleep)ING SING

Meme Police: sheesh alright

Travis: DONT SHEESH ME

Songs provided by British Fish Productions (again)

Thanks Box Productions for owning Meme World (again)

No thanks to FDBackup who almost reverted Meme World (FD you were barely in this one hahahhaha loser)

Starring (potentially in a particular order):SpongeBot678 as SpongeBot678

CrazySponge as CrazySponge

The cast of Steven Universe as the Meme World Dinnerladies

I will literally copy and paste text from the first movie to inflate this script

Hoopla as HOOPLA (GO WATCH HOOPLA'S FANTASTIC BEACH HOOP DA WOOP) (there have been no new episodes recently and i am depressioned)

Mr. Character as himself

Patrick Star as himself

Grand Dad as Fred Flintstone

Peter Griffin as Barney Rubble

Jon Arbuckle as the dude who's slowly killing his cat (pls stop jon) (but he likes mondays- i mean hates)

Funky Kong as himself (Dudes that's bodacious, thanks for the funky appearance dudes)

Meme World Demon as himself and Pampers

Old Man Jenkins as Dead

Alvin the Chimpnunk as Alvin the Chipmunk

Simis as the blue chickmuck

The green one as the one that got the best head (CHANGE MY MIND SUCKERS)

DID I MENTION GOD HIMSELF AS CRAZYSPONGE AGAIN

DID I MENTION GOD HIMSELF AS CRAZYSPONGE AGAIN AGAIN

Sleepy god as sleep deprived crazysponge

DID I MENTION GOD IS DEAD AND THIS MOVIE KILLED HIM (oh god oh f*ck)

Goose (discord) as Goose (untitled goose game)

Rage faces as the meme council

Trollface as the meme council leader

Joker as the Joker as the Jokester as the Jokester (yes)

Richard Watterson as Richard Watterson

Richard: Hey did you wanna see my dance moves again

Gumball: Dad, my dance moves are so much better. (flosses)

Richard: Oh yeah? Watch this.

(Richard jumps into a fountain)

Richard: 1. No nsfw in general

(Richard splashes around in the fountain as a very muscular man, everyone stares in awe at him, some anime symbols appear around him)

Richard: Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Yeah Oh Oh Yeah

Thanks to SC&S for the lighting once again

The MPAA did not approve this movie either. This film is 96.37% Illegal.

Now we are at the section where i talk about users and stuff and whatnot

Thank you cactus for writing the mr karb and squidward hot s*x scene

I think liz might have wrote a line or something idk i cant remember

I’m putting jasbre here for the potential he reads this

Zoltan asked to be credited so he is being credited for being asked for a credit yes

Here is a church so i can get golfpecks to read this movie

Church: churhc

Lock wants someone called brak in this movie so ok

Brak: brak

Lock also wanted Pastor Jim to be added so here he is (im only doing this to get you to read this movai)

Pastor Jim: Hello I Like Jesus And I Like Rapping About Him There Is Nothing Bad I WIll Say Here

Travis: Shut the hell up I’m the only one that’s singing here.

Pastor Jim: I don’t think so.

Travis: What?

Pastor Jim: Well i wrote this song for the SBFW youth

I want to teach kids the SBFW truth

If you wanna reach those kids on the streets

then you gotta do a rap to a hip hop beat

So i gave my sermon an urban kick

My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick

My groove is big and it keeps gettin bigga,

Thats cus the Meme World movie's my-

Travis: NOPE! THIS HAS TO STOP THIS INSTANT!

Meme Police Narrator: Don’t worry guys I got this. (ahem) I wasn’t in this movie enough so I’m ending these credits now. I HATE YOU ALL!

(post credits scene)

(Early 2020)

Scientist: When Funny Land turned back into Meme World, it unveiled stuff never seen before. Like how Funny Land took over Meme World by spreading unfunnyness, Meme World spread memes to take back over. But for some reason, it did what we call a “reset”. We found things that no one in Meme World knew about… Like a hidden room with the Meme World Twitter Person inside. It’s just a random room, with no exits, with a person running a Meme World Twitter account. Very strange.

Scientist #2: But then we found it.

Scientist: Right. At the Meme World Logo Security, a truck appeared. Inside was a mysterious substance. When we opened the substance up to see what it was, it spread everywhere. It was then when we realized it was a virus. We call it, “Granolavirus”. It’s basically infected granola that floats around and goes into people’s mouths to give them the virus. It does taste good though.

Scientist #2: The virus spread rapidly, affecting a lot of the population. We decided to start looking for a cure. It’s quite harder than you think. We thought that perhaps the Meme World Vault might contain something from the reset that could help us stop the Granolavirus. But what we discovered didn’t help us. It raised a lot more questions.

Scientist: It was an archive of a Meme World channel from the 70s called Groovy World. It’s impossible though, Meme World didn’t exist in the 70s! And we had never heard of such a channel. But there it was, right in front of us.

Scientist #2: We’re going to broadcast the channel to see if anyone recognizes it. If someone out there does, then they may have the answers we’ve been looking for.

Scientist: But in case we fail, we’re going to ask Fred Flintstone and his Meme Gang to solve all these mysteries. They might be the only ones that can discover the true meaning of all of this.

Scientist #3: Y’know guys...all of these mysteries got me thinking.

Scientist #2: About what?

Scientist #3: Like...have you ever really thought about Meme World?

Scientist: Not really.

Scientist #3: You gotta hear me out...where does Meme World exist? Why does it exist?

Scientist #1 and #2: What are you blabbering about?!

Scientist #3: Where the hell are we?!

~Transmission Deleted~

(end)

Reviews
amazin 12/10 - crazysponge

bad - spongebot678

6.9/10 it made me have feelings for my wife’s girlfriend

10/10 GREAT MOVIE. CORAL CORP APPROVED. (Existant202)

reminds me of the time i watched the 2006 cars movie when i was an ill child and fell asleep only to wake up and everyone was gone so i had a crisis before deciding 'fuck it, i'm going back to sleep'/10 JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway (talk) 15:55, 18 July 2021 (UTC)

yo this is pretty funky my dudes - liz

such a classic gex move, makes you think its not gex and comes out and says "im the meme world movie sequel", it's great - gex is a GREAT meme world movie sequel! -

Reception
everyone loves it and says its better than the first

Trailers

 * User blog:CrazySponge/mEmE wOrLD: teh movai: the squeakquel - another meme world movie FIRST TRAILER
 * User blog:CrazySponge/MEME WORLD MOVAI TWO SECOND TRAILER!!!