A Deadly Sport

"A Deadly Sport" is the sixth episode of The Game of Life.

Plot
Previously on The Game of Life…

> The robber from a previous episode, London Casper, returns for more and robs the household yet again, even Hallie gets robbed. Mr. Krabs finally has enough and takes drastic action. After rudely introducing himself again, he pulls out a grilled cheese sandwich and forces London to suffocate on it.

> The entire household become stressed from the murder and Adrienne decides to call the police.

> Not long after this, one of the cops suddenly gets run over by a car, even though he was in the house the whole time. The entire household breaks down in tears over the cop’s death, including Mr. Krabs.

> But Mr. Krabs quickly proves that he doesn’t care much as he confronts the other cop by pulling out a knife and attempting to stab his chest. The cop retaliates by beating him up.

> Adrienne then goes to make some food but the oven catches on fire. She calls the fire department and the household run out of the house to protect themselves, they do however, leave Hallie in the house. The fire department then put out the fire and tell the house to be more careful next time.

> All the events today leave most of the household depressed, with many having to call hotlines for therapy. April even decided to take a “vacation day” from school.

April’s principal seems to be concerned about the circumstances of April’s vacation day as he calls to say that April’s school performance is “shaky.” If she’s not careful she could drop a grade. She was told to focus on her school goals, keep a good mood, and make it to school on time everyday.

It’s becoming more common for random strangers to walk into the house and fight, as three strangers walk into the house and fight by the household’s fireplace. Funky spots this and instead of kicking them out, he seems to encourage them to continue.

The next day April seems to have taken the principal’s advice as she gets up early, does her homework, all ready for school. However despite SpongeBot constantly trying to get her to go to school, she doesn’t go and ends up missing school yet again.

Later that evening the ghost of London Casper shows up and is originally seen as a threat. But all he does is drink water, play on the piano, mop the floors and then return to his urn. Mr. Krabs then walks over to the urn of the officer who got run over. He originally cries whilst mourning him, but it is then clear he is faking it, as he then proceeds to floss next to the urn.

Adrienne watches a romantic comedy and becomes flirty. She goes over to passionately kiss SpongeBob, who seems to be visibly shocked by the kiss. He then goes over to pee.

April does manage to go to school the next day but spends most of the day socializing. While taking a quick break in the bathroom she spots some money in a sink and slides it into her locker “for safekeeping.” She comes home with 20 simoleons, she also gets yet another call from the principal saying that her school performance is still shaky.

At 3 AM the next day, Funky Kong wakes up early. He ignores the time and decides to go to the Oasis Springs gym, Burners & Builders. He spends the whole day there, socializing with some visitors while working out and using the gym’s showers. A few hours into the visit a gym trainer suddenly gets butchered by a cannibal… Then when he comes back as a ghost, he somehow gets butchered again by another cannibal. A guy is then seen walking into the gym, spotting the meat on the ground he immediately leaves.

Funky decides to take a break from the gym and travels back to Newcrest where he learns that a family has moved into a temporary plot that was created for a party early in the series, with no walls and only the necessities (several beds, a sink, a toilet, an oven, and a fridge). Funky hangs out with them for a bit (well actually he walks over to a bench that’s near the house and goes to sleep on it then leaves).

Funky then decides to head back to the gym with one of his customers and he does some exercise on the treadmill. He heads over to a couch near the door and then goes to sleep. He becomes hungry and in a desperate state, eats some of the sim meat left behind. Another man then walks over to him and they start talking, when suddenly the man butchers Funky Kong. Ghost Funky continues to eat the sim meat and gets happy because he’s “Hangin’ with bros.” Funky then goes to sleep on the couch, and wakes up alive. Revealing that his death was just a dream. Funky however is convinced that the dream foretells his or somebody else’s murder, and decides to quickly leave the gym and head back home.

April and Amara wake up the next day quickly trying to do their homework before school. Amara has very bad hygiene and needs to have a long shower first. April is desperate to do something fun. She quickly watches the comedy channel on TV, which she finds hilarious, and then does her homework. April and Amara then both realise that today is a Sunday…

The power then goes out and Funky has to pay the bills on his phone. After that a robber walks in, spots SpongeBob having a bath, then runs out. He then realized he didn't have a chance to rob anybody and quickly goes back in, robs Funky Kong (who’s right by the door), and then runs off (again).

A random sim then enters the house with a gang member who constantly pesters them. Mr. Krabs sees this and attempts to burn the gang member with a flamethrower, but is unable to for some reason. Then one of Funky’s customers calls asking for weed, which he accepts. But when he comes over to the house, he brings with him a runaway bride. Funky sells him weed, and he proceeds to have a fight with his bride. Mr. Krabs can be seen rooting them on in the background.

Mr. Krabs tries again to burn a gang member with a flamethrower, this time it succeeds and Mr. Krabs becomes “silly” after the murder. Funky calls the police. One of the cops just so happens to be the same one Mr. Krabs tried to murder in the last episode. This time Mr. Krabs is determined to murder him, he tries again to murder him but the cop defends himself yet again. Mr. Krabs even tries to crash the cop’s head with his booty. The cop sees this and kicks Mr. Krabs’ ass instead. (literally)

But then, the cop grabs a machete and tries to slice Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs defends himself this time around and the cop leaves… For about 2 seconds as the cop then returns and this time, Mr. Krabs doesn’t defend himself. The cop proceeds to murder Mr. Krabs and then leave.

A troublemaking child then walks in and seemingly tries to make fun of Mr. Krabs. She then sees that Mr. Krabs is dead and breaks down in tears, presumably because she has one less person to bully. The Grim Reaper then shows up and Amara tries to plead, but it fails as the appeal falls on Death’s deaf ears. The Grim Reaper then spots Hallie crying and decides to rock her. Then he goes over to watch sports on the household’s TV.

To be continued...

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of the series to only focus on the Kong household and not include the SBFW household.