Full Server episode 3 and I hate my child. episode 5 TRAILER

Here are some funny scenes from the upcoming Full Server and I hate my child. episodes.

I hate my child.: [Cut to the plane landing outside the Auger household, and everyone getting out of the plane]

Bot: Well that trip sucked.

Zoltan: [is bleeding] Ugh...

Tan: Woah, what happened to you?

Bot: He didn’t buckle his seatbelt real good.

Zoltan: Shut up Meg.

Full Server: [Cut to CartoonGuy drinking chocolate milk at an orphanage]

CartoonGuy: Ah, delicious. Well, I’d say this is the perfect place to start my empire of children!

Worker: Sir, I don’t think we can give you children.

CartoonGuy: Very well then. [Pulls out a gun] I am going to kill you.

I hate my child.: Tan: Wait a minute…..oh no…..Zoltan, a French guy, and a Mii…..

Zoltan: Wait…...oh no…...OH NO……

Tan: Oh no….

Zoltan: Oh no…

[The Kool-Aid Man enters the house by breaking a wall]

Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAH!

Bot: Heh. Family Guy.

Full Server: [Granite and CartoonGuy walk in with 5 kids.]

Granite: Guess who got married?

Pluto: Wait what?

CartoonGuy: That’s right. Also, Pluto, you’re disowned.

Pluto: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I hate my child.: [Cut to Tan and the others running]

Tan: Alright, my house should be he-HOLY SHIT!

[The house has been destroyed, with the plane from earlier crashed on top of it]

Tan: WHAT THE FUCK?! My house…

Zoltan: Look on the bright side Tan, my parents probably died during this whole thing!

Bot: YOUR WHAT?!

Zoltan: Aw shit.

Bot: YOU MEAN MY WHORE GRANDMA ISN’T YOUR MOTHER?! I HAVE FRENCH BLOOD?!

Full Server: [In walks SpongeBot arguing with Prim.]

SpongeBot: You bastard.

Prim: It was one fucking time.

Zoltan: What happened here?

SpongeBot: I caught this bloody wanker watching Garfield.….ON PORNHUB!

Prim: Look, I couldn’t find it anywhere!

SpongeBot: We’re done. I don’t want my kids around someone who goes on Pornhub to see John give Garfield a footlong.

I hate my child.: Zoltan: We don’t want to talk to you two! Your sick plan to make the world French will never work!

French Guy: I realised that a long time ago...now I just want to talk...and maybe make the world just ACT MORE like the French.

Zoltan: That asshole Mike killed Bunny! And you defended him! That’s why I left home…..and I see you’re still just an awful French and an awful French ally!

French Guy: Son, your words deeply hurt me...but let me explain to you my motives….in French!

Zoltan: Oh god oh fuck

Full Server: Granite: Hey CartoonGuy, look who I found in prison!

CartoonGuy: What a cute little girl!

Granite: Her name is Susan. She robbed a store.

CartoonGuy: How sweet!

Granite: Well yes, she stole candy.

CartoonGuy: Can she wield a gun in the name of self defense?

Granite: I guess.

CartoonGuy: Great. Now I will collect more babes.

COMING SOON