Murder Day

"Murder Day" is a special episode of The Game of Life.

Plot
Previously...

> Out of nowhere, when she was about to enter the house, a car zooms through the house and runs Amara over. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob slowly walk outside to find Amara on the floor.

> SpongeBob tries to plead for Amara, as Mr. Krabs cheers the Grim Reaper on, but it's too late and Amara is gone for good. Mr. Krabs cheers yet again, as does a pizza delivery person walking past the house.

> SpongeBob turns to Mr. Krabs, staring blankly for a few seconds. The two then shake hands, before continuing to stare blankly at each other.

> SpongeBob responds by kicking him in the balls, as well as punching and grabbing at them, repeatedly to the point where Mr. Krabs passes out on the floor and SpongeBob just walks off confidently.

> SpongeBob goes up to Mr. Krabs, who is eating burgers outside, and... APOLOGIZES TO HIM?!

> Mr. Krabs seemingly rejects SpongeBob's apology and then breaks down in tears, he's been doing that a lot today. SpongeBob leaves.... Then comes back and Mr. Krabs insults him, the two now despise each other.

It's just another normal day, at the Kong household Graggle is grilling some food and it's snowing quite heavily. At the SBFW household, Garfield and Aidan both head off to work and Aaron calls Simzlink to try to get Wi-Fi installed in the house. At the Nintendo household, all three of them are sitting together at the dinner table having a nice conversation together.



But all of this will change...



There's a special holiday, rather appropriately called "Murder Day" tomorrow. This holiday is focused on murder (obviously), fighting, use of weed, LSD and some fireworks just for fun. The holiday starts at 6 AM and the night before not much happens at the Kong household. But when it turns 6 AM every member of the household gets an anger buff saying "Murder Time!" and the sim is "in the spirit to kill some sims! They better watch out!"

The first murder happens at about 6:20 AM, with Funky Kong murdering Mr. Krabs so suddenly that the Grim Reaper never actually turns up. Although this really wasn't unexpected as the two have had problems with each other for a long time. After the murder, Funky does another one of the traditions and smokes some weed. Then, out of nowhere, another murder is committed. SpongeBob pulls out a flamethrower and uses it on Graggle!

The problem is, Graggle is such an important character in the series, stuck by the family during some tough times [Citation needed], and is practically immortal. So this has little to no effect on Graggle, only burning his skin. Graggle and SpongeBob now despise each other and the two get in a brief fight. The two then have a brief hug. Graggle then goes behind Funky Kong, who was watching the fight, and tries to crack his neck. Funky almost falls to the floor but manages to get up before he does and the only effect the assault seems to have on him is that he feels the need to throw up. Also, SpongeBob smokes weed.

Concerningly, despite being exempt from all the Murder Day events as she's just a toddler, Hallie also has the "Murder Time!" buff. I don't think we'll be seeing her killing anybody today, but we'll wait and see I guess.

We then see a brief first-person moment from SpongeBob. He goes from the bathroom, walks downstairs into the kitchen where Graggle is standing. SpongeBob then uses machetes to slice Graggle, who again is exempt from being murdered, this is pointless. Graggle then points a knife at SpongeBob, but doesn't actually stab him oddly enough. Instead, he attempts, and fails, to crack SpongeBob's neck. There's a first-person shot of this too, I think SpongeBob defended himself but all he did was shake Graggle up and down. The worst he could've done is made Graggle really dizzy.

Uh oh. The maid decided to come to work today, so Funky burns him with a flamethrower. The Grim Reaper shows up, despite the many attempted murders, this is the first apperance he makes in this episode. Seconds after the maid's murder, Graggle once again attempts to murder SpongeBob with 2 very large knives. After this attempt fails, Graggle then gets SpongeBob onto the floor and appears to repeatedly twerk on his face. Funky, who is on LSD, then believes he is going to die.

Despite his first attempt failing, Graggle tries to twerk on SpongeBob's face once again. At this point, the Grim Reaper enters the house, appearing to be very annoyed at the repeated murder attempts (somebody should get him a calendar). SpongeBob ignores what the Grim Reaper is saying and attempts to crack Graggle's neck again. The Grim Reaper tells both SpongeBob and Graggle to stop killing sims because he doesn't have all day to reap souls (he has an iPad right? He can check the date). The two then walk away and Graggle pulls out his flamethrower and uses it to burn SpongeBob. SpongeBob seems fine from this, I mean he's completely burnt but other than that he's OK. The Grim Reaper then says to Graggle "I told you to stop! My fingers hurt from all the tapping on the damn tablet."

Successful murders - 2

Attempted murders - 9

Total - 11

At the SBFW household, they have not killed their maid, in fact they have yet to kill anyone. Garfield is playing Uno while he should be at work, Aidan is talking to Aaron while he should be at work and a random woman approaches another random woman, cracks her neck and tries to run off but there's a bench in the way. She then goes to order food from a stall that's nearby and after she's finished with that, she shoots the food vendor. After she's done with that, she runs off with a bin bag. I do not want to know what's in that bag.

Anyway, we don't even know that person, at the actual household Aaron told Garfield that... He made his day so much better... There are no murders happening... One man even feels safe enough to go fishing on this deadly holiday. Another woman is then seen murdering a food vendor, this time by suffocating them with a sandwich. Garfield decides that would be a good spot to start a protest about Simoleons for everyone. While Garfield slowly walks over to that spot, someone, who I believe is a drug dealer, murders a woman in public off-screen so I have no idea what method was used. Anyway, he runs off the second the Grim Reaper shows up, what a loser.

Garfield starts his protest and the rest of the household joins him. Unfortunately, nobody outside of the household joins in the protest. I guess a holiday focused on murder isn't the best time to start a protest.

Successful murders - 4

Total - 4

Over at the Nintendo household, Waluigi sprays Luigi with a machine gun causing Wario to run off with the dishes to avoid being hit. Luigi then grabs a flame thrower and tries to burn Waluigi with it. All of the Nintendos are exempt from being murdered. Also, Luigi wants to flirt with Funky Kong for some reason.

Luigi smokes weed and it gives him the power to walk through walls... On second thought, that may have been a glitch. After sharing weed with Mario, Luigi goes outside and uses his flame thrower, again, on a random vampire that was outside. The ghost of Amara then enters the house, shortly followed by a burglar that had been spotted in the area, who is then followed by a complete stranger who puts her hands in the air upon seeing the burglar.

After screaming at some cabinets in the kitchen, Mario decides to fight the burglar and the cops then arrive to take the burglar away... By the way after this, the ghost of Amara tries to murder Wario, despite not even facing the right direction to have done that. Immediately after that, the Grim Reaper attempts to murder Mario. I have no idea what method he used, it looked like he just picked Mario up, broke his neck(?) and then threw him to the floor. It's at this point I notice the burglar took the household TV away, oh no.

As for the woman who walked into the house earlier. She's a serial killer posing as a nanny, she will kill any child she is supposed to take care of. The Nintendo household has no children so not too sure what she's doing here. Mario stabs her with a candy cane while Wario suffocates the Grim Reaper with a grilled cheese sandwich. Luigi was sleeping during most of this so is shocked when he wakes up to see a dead woman's body in the kitchen.

The household buy some fireworks to celebrate Murder Day and Luigi sets one off in the kitchen. Very smart, it causes a fire. The fire department arrive and quickly extinguish the fire.

Successful murders - 2

Attempted murders - 4

Total - 6

We're staying with the Nintendo household but this next segment is crazy. The Nintendo household decide to go to the Krusty Krab, with Funky Kong and the firefighters because why not? Almost instantly Mario and Wario murder two employees who are both dressed as Squidward, Wario using knives, Mario using a machine gun. Waluigi sets off a firework to celebrate the holiday.

People run into the restaurant as Luigi uses what looks like a sword thing to slice one of the Patricks, this gives Luigi the serial killer trait. There's also another dead Patrick on the floor, not sure who killed that one. Funky Kong starts to clean up the puddles of blood that's on the floor and one of the restaurant customers twerks on another customer's face, killing them.

Waluigi decides to join in the fun by pulling out his flamethrower and starting a fire in the area, Wario attempts to murder Luigi around the same time but this happens off-screen. A woman instantly becomes a victim to Waluigi's arson attack as she for some reason stands right in front of Waluigi's flamethrower. One customer runs out of the restaurant, I can't imagine why.

At this point, Waluigi doesn't think enough people are dying, so he pulls out his gun and just starts firing. Wario then uses his knives to slice Funky Kong, creating one of the most disgusting sounds I have ever heard in my life. There appear to be at least 4 deaths from Waluigi's attack, including the chef (who is a fake SpongeBob). Wario is also burning, although I swear he started burning after the fires were already out, so not entirely sure what happened there. Also, Waluigi starts crying.

Wario kills a woman off-screen because I don't know and then complains that there's too many sims in one place ("Too many Sims in one place! Is this max capacity? Is this now a fire hazard?! WHAT IF THE GROUND OPENS UP?! Maybe it is time for Wario to sneak out.") HALF OF THE SIMS ARE DEAD!

Now there's a bit of a problem here. I have pretty much gotten all I can get out of this segment but so many people have died that it is taking the Grim Reaper a very long time to reap all the souls and I can't visit another household while sims are dying but people also keep blindly killing each other so we could just end up being stuck here all day. HELP!

There's a new Squidward clone in the restaurant so Luigi twerks on his face and kills him because of course he does. Then, as Luigi goes to set off a firework, a woman slices another woman while facing the wrong direction, this is a very stable game. After that, in another location, a woman slices a man who was riding a bike, obviously killing him. Mario then sets off fireworks as a woman cracks another woman's neck.

Ooh pretty.



Wario cracks the neck of one of the Patricks, how do you even manage to do that? Mario slices a woman's neck, as you do. A stranger murders a cop but it happens off-screen as it's interrupted by Waluigi murdering the other cop. This gives Waluigi the serial killer trait. A stranger murders another stranger using a flame thrower. A stranger twerks on another stranger's face and is interrupted by Wario twerking on a different stranger's face. I think Waluigi murdered a stranger off-screen. The Grim Reaper beats up Wario for killing too many people. Mario tries, and fails, to crack Waluigi's neck and he makes a weird splashing sound as he slips on a puddle where somebody peed themself earlier. A random woman tries, and fails, to murder Mario. Wario then walks in and murders the woman who tried to murder Mario. Waluigi uses a flamethrower to murder a Squidward clone. Luigi murders a woman, then another one and then Waluigi tries, and fails, to murder Luigi. Mario murders some random guy, Luigi sets off a firework inside the restaurant, Waluigi breaks the Grim Reaper's neck, Wario sets off fireworks inside the restaurant, Mario breaks Patrick's neck, then Squidward's neck, Wario celebrates the Grim Reaper's death and then Mario kills another Patrick.

Another Grim Reaper goes to the restaurant and beats up Wario and Waluigi, understandable. Luigi killing another woman, that's less understandable.

I think we're done here.

Successful murders - 32

Attempted murders - 4

Total - 36

Should we see what the SBFW household are up to?

Aaron is in the basement playing UNO with himself when he finds some fireworks. He sets one of them off in the basement and it starts a fire. He runs outside to safety, where Garfield and Aidan were chatting. Garfield notices what happened to Aaron and starts panicking, Aidan however, pays no notice. The fire remains in the basement, but is getting worse by the second. Also, for some reason, Garfield is standing in the road.

Aidan, still not caring about the fire, walks back into the house and makes a SeaWeed Sushi. The fire continues to spread, even burning one of the chairs, but nobody calls the fire department. As Aidan takes a nap inside the house, Aaron finally calls the fire department. Aidan heads down to the basement to see what's going on. He finally notices the fire and after it's been put out, he sets off a firework that survived the blaze, almost creating another fire for the firefighters to put out.

After the firefighters have dealt with the fires, Aidan starts a fight with one of them and Aaron murders the other. So kind. A random woman then murders a man in the fishing area and then goes to murder a woman walking past in the street by suffocating her with a grilled cheese sandwich. How nice. After these murders, she runs off as fast as she possibly can. It's not seen on-screen, but after that another woman murders someone in the fishing area and goes fishing afterwards.

The SBFW household decide to celebrate the final moments of Murder Day by going shopping. Garfield goes to sleep in a chair at one of the shops and an employee tries and fails to murder Aidan seconds after they arrive at the shop. A customer then shoots and kills somebody inside the shop, causing Jonathan Dog to run into the shop barking before falling asleep.

Things start to get messy at this point. First, Aidan murders the employee, who tried to murder him earlier, with a lightsaber. Then, Garfield murders another employee with knives despite being nowhere near them. Seconds later, Garfield murders a woman, giving him the serial killer trait. Immediately after that, Aidan murders ANOTHER woman. Then, AARON murders a woman. Then, Garfield pulls out a gun and fires it at Aaron, Aaron lives. Seconds later, Aidan suffocates a customer with a grilled cheese sandwich. Then, while I'm trying to reset all the dead bodies the household have left behind, Aidan kills somebody else, god dammit. After that murder, Aidan looked in shock as if he wasn't the one who did it. Also, at one point the dog was playing in a puddle of blood like it was water.

Successful murders - 12

Attempted murders - 2

Total - 14

Next, the SBFW household traveled to a shop nearby, but just before they left 2 customers had a fight in the shop they just went on a killing spree at. One customer punches another literally right before the game goes to a loading screen.

At the next shop, ugh, we're already in a mess. OK let's get the first 3 murders out of the way. First, a stranger murders an employee. Aaron murders some random dude. Aidan kills an employee. This episode of The Game of Life contains some violence, by the way, I don't know if you knew that already.

As Aaron actually buys an item in the store, the Grim Reaper enters and beats Aidan up. As Aidan is being beaten up, Aaron tries to murder him, which fails because. Well, he was nowhere near where he was. After that fails, Aaron suffocates somebody with a grilled cheese sandwich. Oh, and somebody tried to murder Garfield but I think he failed (it was done off-screen) so he murdered some stranger instead.

Time for another mess, Aaron tries to shoot at someone through a window but the game cuts to the same random guy who tried to murder Garfield committing another murder and then Aidan kills a woman with a flamethrower, goodness. The same random guy starts shooting at a woman, followed by Aaron shooting a man, don't say this episode wasn't gender inclusive. Aaron murders a woman with a flamethrower. Aaron kills a man called "Travis Scott" with a grilled cheese sandwich and Aidan pees himself, of course. Aidan murders the Grim Reaper, I don't even know where he is. Garfield earns 273 dollars while not working and killing people.

Successful murders - 12

Attempted murders - 2

Total - 14

(again)

Finally, Aidan, Garfield and the dog head to a clothes shop. Aaron decided not to go. Garfield murders a woman instantly. A stranger murders a woman (possibly one of the employees). The Grim Reaper beats up Aidan again, even though I don't think he actually has murdered anybody yet in this segment. Another stranger is murdered, Garfield murders somebody else, ANOTHER stranger is murdered and Aidan passes out, he was tired before he got beaten up. A woman twerks on a man's face killing him, another woman is seen walking up to another person in the street, not sure what happened there. A woman burns another woman with a flamethrower. A woman cracks another woman's neck. Garfield, who is inside, somehow shoots at Aidan, who is outside but Aidan lives. Aidan, still outside, then slices the neck of a man, who is inside. The man does not live. The Grim Reaper then beats up Garfield.

Aidan screams for some reason and then murders another woman. After this, he gets in a car, somehow drives it into the clothes store and starts driving it round in circles while shooting. Everybody in the clothes shop is already dead at this point so he's not really doing anything.

Aidan then heads home and tries to wash the blood on himself off, though he is still visibly injured after being beaten up at least twice. There's still a few hours left of murder day and one woman decides to murder a food vendor with a flamethrower.

Successful murders - 12

Attempted murders - 1

Total - 13

For the last few hours of Murder Day, we're back at the Kong household, where Funky instantly ingests LSD and celebrates. He then puts the LSD on a table in the kitchen so other members of the household can use it, which SpongeBob and Graggle do. Graggle's LSD trip isn't so great and he ends up hiding under his bed covers. Somehow Funky and Graggle end up in a big fight with SpongeBob watching... Funky and Graggle hug afterwards but then Funky insults Graggle and tries to throw a drink at him. :( Graggle is also still terrified from his trip and starts screaming at Funky incoherently. Funky responds by attempting to murder Graggle. Graggle lives, I mean he has blood all over him and after the attack he runs upstairs to take a "panicked poop", but other than that he's OK.

SpongeBob's been drinking too much again, he's messed up and has had "one or five drinks too many!" Graggle is still scared from his trip, with extreme panic and anxiety engulfing his body. Graggle tries to take a cautious shower to wash the blood off himself, but it doesn't work. There's only one hour of Murder Day left, the household decide to spend that last hour setting off fireworks... Well SpongeBob passes out before he gets outside, but Funky and Graggle get to set off some pretty ones!!! The ghost of Mr. Krabs can be seen watching the fireworks in the background too.

Graggle continues setting off fireworks but Funky Kong appears to have committed one more murder off-screen. Nevertheless, Murder Day is finally over. The murder Funky Kong committed is a bit confusing though, as it was done inside the house and the doors should've been locked... OK.

Successful murders - 1(?)

Attempted murders - 1

Total - 2

Kill counts after this episode
Graggle Simpson - 5

SpongeBob SquarePants - 4

Funky Kong - 5

Waluigi Waluigi - 7

Mario Mario - 8

Wario Wario - 8

Luigi Mario - 7

Aidan Sponge - 11

Garfield Arbuckle - 7

Aaron Walker - 9

Total successful murders in this episode - 77

Total attempted murders in this episode - 23

Total murders in this episode - 100

...oh and there are no plans for this holiday to return next year.