Turkey Accidents

"Turkey Accidents" is an episode of The Game of Life. This is the first episode to premiere on Elmo 3V.

Plot
Previously...

> Mr. Krabs tries to murder a cop but the cop defends himself.

> The cop grabs a machete and tries to slice Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs defends himself this time around and the cop leaves... For about 2 seconds as the cop then returns and this time, Mr. Krabs doesn't defend himself. The cop proceeds to murder Mr. Krabs and then leaves.

More recently...

> When Adrienne wakes up from her nap she goes to the new restaurant. She starts a conversation with a restaurant critic (Darrin Santos) and quickly starts flirting with him, despite being married to SpongeBob.

> Funky goes to his store to restock the drugs when suddenly the SWAT team shows up (one officer has a broken face for some reason). All the drugs get taken away and a naked Funky gets arrested.

> Aidan decides to get a job as a medical intern and Garfield gets a job as a political activist campaigning for "simoleons for everyone."

> There is a new addition to The SBFW Household in the form of a dog called Johnathon Dog.

> Aidan then tries to teach Johnathon how to play fetch, but when he throws the ball Johnathon doesn't catch it and looks confused.

'''Writer's note: I hate myself. I'm writing some of this 3 months after I last played the game so I don't remember all the details and am just going off of the screenshots I took.'''

The episode opens with a Sims 4 loading screen that just says "OK". Someone invites Mr. Krabs over, all he does is cry at his own grave and leave.

A woman comes into the house to speak to Funky (possibly to buy drugs, again I don't remember), heads upstairs, and starts beating up a teddy bear for no reason.

There's a Geekcon in town and Funky decides to go. He takes part in the"Ultimate Gaming Test" and scores 70, winning him a "future cube". He then takes part in a hackathon and despite scoring 21/100, he somehow gets 1st place, winning him a computer.

Funky then tries to build his own rocket at Geekcon. While he's doing that, Aaron can be seen in the background with Johnathon Dog.

Geekcon ends and Funky goes back home, with the rocket unfinished. :(

Meanwhile, SpongeBob believes that he doesn't look great and feels insecure about himself...

Darrin, who SpongeBob still knows nothing about, asks Adrienne to go out on a date at a retail store for some reason. On the date, Darrin is angry about something and Adrienne constantly tries to calm him down, all of her attempts fail.

In a shocking move, Darrin then attempts to steal Adrienne's money, Adrienne defends herself from this. Adrienne then beats up Darrin in front of a group of customers and employees. Adrienne now has an "offender" reputation status, sims who witness her offenses might "curse at her or punch her."

Adrienne talks to Darrin in the store's bathroom and asks him what his problem is. Darrin and Adrienne now despise each other and Darrin says that he's "tired of dealing with passive aggressive questions from someone he finds infuriating after everything they've done." Darrin then says "I guess this is goodbye? Don't call me, ever."

Darrin leaves, still injured from the fighting earlier, and Adrienne heads back home where we learn that April is now a "full-blown stoner" apparently...

Mr. Krabs' ghost returns out of nowhere and SpongeBob tells him a joke, SpongeBob reaches comedy level 3.

It's now Harvestfest and they decorate the house for the holiday. Someone spots April doing drugs and she gets sent to rehab... who cares.

SpongeBob talks to Amara about something and he has the option to rip a customer off but he's unable to because has "convinced this sim that he has stopped dealing drugs."

The household do all their Harvestfest traditions (for some reason gnomes appeared all over the house and they had to appease them) but what they really want is for someone to cook a grand meal. While Funky is high on weed and LSD, he decides he's in the perfect condition to cook a turkey for everyone.

Somehow the turkey turns out fine, but then Adrienne decides to sabotage the meal by putting stomach meds in it, so when someone eats it they'll need to go to the bathroom.

SpongeBob is the first to eat the sabotaged turkey and instantly feels the need to go to the bathroom. Then he pisses (and probably shits) himself in the kitchen... The same happens to April and a stranger who walks into the house for no reason (I guess he deserved it).

April streams some of this on Switch, and someone in her chat asks if they can request songs. Garfield isn't allowed to stream himself having a shower but April is allowed to stream a bunch of people pissing and shitting themselves in the house... Actually reading this now, that's probably the most realistic thing to happen in this series.

Harvestfest was successful and SpongeBob got to do everything he wanted to do for the holiday! April and Funky got to do a lot of what they wanted to do but not everything and next year they want to do even more!

Not much happens after this, they still keep shitting themselves after Harvestfest and April has to clean the bath before she can use it. At some point Hallie (the annoying toddler who I keep having to waste time feeding because she won't feed herself) asks for food but none of the sims can get her in the chair for some reason. I had to move all the chairs around before she could be fed so now all the chairs are in weird places. Thanks bitch.

Meanwhile, April goes outside and summons the ghost of Mr. Krabs. She talks to him for a bit before deciding to revive him, even though he's been dead for like a year.

Mr. Krabs is back! While he was dead he lost his job, and he's still angry at the police officer who killed him...

Anyway, a customer calls Funky asking for amphetamine but he doesn't have any on him (likely due to the raid that happened a few episodes ago), so he orders some online and waits for them to arrive in the mail.

When the amphetamines do arrive, he calls one of his customers asking for her to meet him at the restaurant in town. When they get there they are greeted by one of the chefs, who is dressed up as a Bee from Bee Movie.

Funky gets a table for them and tries to sell her the amphetamine, only to learn that she has no money to buy the amphetamine... He gives up the table and gets ready to go back home, but luckily another of his customers calls asking for some weed so Funky didn't waste his time.

While all of that is going on a waiter goes to the table that was next to Funky's with some food, but she's an idiot and drops the food on the floor.

When Funky goes home he is followed by a bunch of random people for no reason, they leave shortly after. Also today was Talk Like a Pirate Day, that's not a joke, that's an actual holiday on The Sims 4.

Over at the SBFW household, Aaron gives Johnathon a big treat and they become "friends." Aidan gives Johnathon a bath and then goes to work. Aidan is trying to get promoted so he works very hard at the hospital. He takes a swab from a patient, does some medical reports online, and analyzes the swab, but he has to pass it over to a physician for diagnosis.

A proper celebrity (Brytani Cho) then enters the hospital. She acts like she owns the place and even steals the receptionist's chair. Aidan takes her to a room and checks her temperature. After an examination, the same thing happens again, he needs to pass the case over to a physician for diagnosis.

By the end of his shift he has done an "adequate job." He goes home and gets a text message that's completely blank. Aidan then plays a party game with Aaron on the Wii U, and he wins making him "king of the virtual hill."

Later that night, a ghost appears in Aaron's room, and Aaron violently beats him up. The ghost leaves the room, holding his chest like he's in actual pain despite already being dead. The ghost then cries next to Aidan, who is asleep in his bed.

Garfield goes to the doctor for a check-up and is told that there is nothing wrong with him. He then witnesses Aaron and the ghost have an argument in the house.

Back to work for Aidan now, and he had a dream that the household were made bankrupt and lost everything so he is even more desperate for a promotion now. Aidan checks a patient's ears and gets a tissue sample from them. He does an analysis and I don't remember what happened after that but I'm assuming he was told he couldn't do anything for the patient.

Aidan did a great job at work that day and gets 230 bucks and a vacation day, but he doesn't get promoted. Instead Garfield gets promoted to "social justice worker."

Garfield loses 200 followers and a subscriber on Switch. Aaron tries to teach Johnathon how to fetch but he tests his patience as everytime Aaron throws the ball, Jonathan runs to it and then looks at it as if he doesn't know what to do next. Eventually he finally learns how to fetch.

Aidan decides to start streaming on Garfield's device and all of the viewers seem to be happy. One of them claims they just got married, someone says that they let their kids watch Aidan's streams (even though I don't think Aidan has ever streamed before and even if he had why would you let a child to watch a stream from CrazySponge), and somebody says that Aidan looks like a prince. While Aidan's streaming, Johnathon does a poop and then barks at the oven.

When Aidan's stream ends he's told that he now has 0 subscribers which is "great progress!" Another streamer also asks him if he wants to do a collab.

Aidan finally realizes that to get promoted he needs to cure 2 patients who have been diagnosed. Before going to work Aidan decides to smoke weed because???

He goes to work "not quite stoned" and excited for "winterfest" tomorrow, I'm guessing that's The Sims 4 version of Christmas. At work, Aidan very quickly cures 2 patients, one of them is cured simply by Aidan giving them the covid vaccine. They farted immediately after Aidan gave them the vaccine.

Aidan then goes to examine another patient and after taking a sample the test results are inconclusive, but he still manages to cure them by giving another covid vaccine.

After the hard work, Aidan goes outside where it's snowing, and makes a snow angel. Aidan then goes back into the hospital and is now terrified from "smoking too much weed", he then realizes that Johnny Zest needs treatment and decides to help him. He asks him how he is and Johnny says that he's "a little bit down." A nurse then walks in and just stands there, not really doing anything. This makes Aidan unable to treat Johnny properly.

Aidan's shift then ends and finally he's promoted to medical assistant.