My child cranks it.

My child cranks it. is a short based off of I hate my child.

Transcript
[The short begins with Bot in her room]

Soulja Boy in a video from Bot's Computer: Watch me

Bot and Soulja Boy: crank it! watch me roll! watch crank that-

[Zoltan pauses the video]

Zoltan: Bot! Are you cranking that soulja boy again?!

Bot: Yes...

Zoltan: Then stop it!

Bot: Why?

Zoltan: Because... [whispering into Bot's ear] because Mr. Pecks will get mad…

Bot: oh…

[Crazy walks in]

Crazy: Woof woof. Did someone say something about Golf?

Zoltan: Uh… No…

Bot: Huh

Crazy: Listen I heard everything. I will tell it to Golf.

Zoltan: Crazy! Don’t do it!

Crazy: Or else?

Zoltan: I won’t feed you!

Crazy: You said that like you’re feeding me.

Zoltan: Just don’t do it.

Crazy: I will. [Walks out]

Zoltan: Stupid cat.

Crazy: [From outside] I’M A DOG!

[Cut to Golf and Cici’s garden where Prim is eating lasagna]

Prim: Oh no! Crazy is here!

Crazy: Don’t worry, I won’t try to eat you. I’m only here to talk with Golf.

Prim: Why would you want to talk with Golf?

Crazy: It's very important.

Prim: He’s not home, he’s arguing with Cici in the shop.

Crazy: Well, maybe tomorrow.

Italian Narrator: Tomorrow…

[Crazy walks into Golf’s room]

Crazy: Mr. Pecks!

Golf: Huh? Did someone say something? Arrgh! It must have been a troll! I hate you trolls!

Crazy: I’m Crazy Auger.

Golf: Auger? Where?

Crazy: Down here!

Golf: Oh. Say it quick or i will call the police!

Crazy: I just want to say-

Golf: Is it about Mr. Auger’s daughter listening to music?

Crazy: Yes.

Golf: What?! I’m gonna catch her!

[Crazy and Golf walk out]

CartoonGuy: Oh! Hey Mr. Golf!

Golf: Shut it, troll! [walks into Zoltan’s house]

Bot: Who’s there? Mr. Renaud?

Golf: I’m just Golfpecks, idiot!

Bot: Oh no! Dad!

[Zoltan walks in]

Zoltan: Did Mr. Renaud come here to-

Bot: No! Mr. Pecks came here!

Zoltan: Oh no.

Golf: Zoltan!

Zoltan: Golf!

Golf: I’ve heard that your child was listening to unholy music…

Zoltan: Uh…

[Cici walks in]

Cici: Golf! I was searching for you! Come back!

Golf: But-

Cici: No buts. *Grabs Golf and walks away with him*

Golf: I WILL RETURN!

[Cici and Golf walk out of the house]

Zoltan: And that’s why you should never listen to Soulja Boy.

[end credits]